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All About Gay Cakes Bout Gay Cakes! Wonkagenda For Fri., Sept. 8, 2017

Senate Republicans don't want to touch ACA, Newt Gingrich plots his return, and Equifax gets hacked. Your morning news brief.
Callista Gingrich and His Holiness Pope Babar IV

Newt Gingrich Over The Moon About Moving To Italy With Lovely, Wide-Eyed Third Wife, Divorcing Her

The headline is a joke. But he's probably thought it. Your open thread!!

Trump Throws Tantrum Over Sun Stealing Moon. Wonkagenda for Aug. 21, 2017

Trump finally has ideas about Afghanistan, Steve Bannon grabs his gun, and the Kennedy Center will RESIST political affiliation.

Trumpocalyspe WOW! Wonkagenda for Friday, August 11, 2017

Trump-Russia is getting CRAZY, House Freedom Crazies want another crack at the ACA, and the NRA finally has words on Philando Castile. Your morning news brief!

What The Healthcare? Wonkagenda For Tues., July 25, 2017

Trump takes on Sessions, Sessions takes on weed, and the Senate takes on healthcare. Your morning news brief!

Enter The Mooch. Wonkagenda For Monday, July 24, 2017

Prince Kushner has some words for the Senate, The Mooch really sucks up, and Bill O'Reilly wants to come back. Your morning news brief.

Sweet Baby Jesus, Donald Trump Is Spooked!

It might be time to panic, America, because your president surely is.

Robert Mueller Hires World’s Most Badass Lawyer For Trump-Russia Team. Again. Wonder Why!

This Trump-Russia shit is probably bigger than we ever imagined.

Guys? Shut The Fuck Up About Nancy Pelosi

Experienced and un-sexist Democrats would like to blame Nancy Pelosi for all their butthurts. Wonkette calls bullshit.

Hey Rocky, Watch Newt Gingrich Pull Bill Clinton’s Dick Out Of Trump’s Hat!

Wavy lines! Wavy lines! It is time for some NEWT GINGRICH WAYBACK MACHINE.
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Newt Gingrich FURIOUS Special Prosecutor Is Hiring Best People. Here’s Some Idiots Instead!

Why isn't Robert Mueller hiring GOOD PEOPLE, like those Fox News judges or Orly Taitz?

Sorry, Hannity: Even Fox News Won’t Stand Behind Lunatic Seth Rich Conspiracy Theory

Hard to imagine the cognitive dissonance it must take to be a reporter at Fox News.

Trump Bows To Not America. Wonkagenda for Mon., May 22, 2017

Trump is exhausted in the Middle East, President Kushner is in trouble, and Ajit Pai wants to make right-wing t.v. free for all. Your morning news brief.