Tag: newt gingrich

No fair, why does HE get to use his phone and we can't? MOM!

Barack Obama Writes Pants Off Newt Gingrich And Ted Cruz. By A Doctor Of Rhetoric

Not really a fair comparison. That's why it's fun.
Gonna fuck you up!

Robert Mueller Already Knows How Guilty Trump Is, So Screw An Interview

SIGNED, SEALED, DELIVERED, YOU'RE FUCKING GUILTY.

Putin Is Watching You Masturbate. Wonkagenda For Fri., March 16, 2018

All your base are belong to Russia, someone threatened Stormy Daniels, and DJTJ gets a divorce. Your morning news brief.

Trump’s Obsession With Proving His Dick Is Even Half As Big As Obama’s Is Getting KINDA Ridiculous

Now Donald Trump says he's better than Obama because Obama didn't even USE the Oval Office.

Donald Trump Reads State Of The Union Speech Without Shitting Own Pants, Is Presidential AF

We watched the State of the Union so you wouldn't have to.
Gonna fuck you up!

GOP Will Protect Robert Mueller The Second It’s Too Fucking Late To Protect Robert Mueller

Silly liberals, why are you even worried?

Tony Perkins Giving Trump A ‘Mulligan’ On Stormy Daniels Is Par For The Evangelical Course

Both Jim Bakker and Jimmy Swaggart are still in business. This is not a bug, it's a feature.
newts in space

Newt Gingrich Predicts Huge Republican Landslide In 2018, ON THE MOON

Newt makes one good point: Democrats shouldn't assume they'll win in 2018. For one thing, look at the bullshit they're up against.
Gonna fuck you up!

How Is Robert Mueller The Literal Devil Today?

The howler monkeys WILL NOT STOP FUCKING HOWLING about how Robert Mueller, one of the most respected law enforcement officials in American history, IS A BIG GAY UNFAIR HILLARY LOVER.

House Prepares To ‘Cut’ Taxes By Killing Rule That Makes *Raising* Taxes Harder. (YOUR Taxes, Unless You’re A Millionaire)

Here's a big surprise: Republicans waiving a rule Republicans put in place to make raising taxes harder.

Oh No, Sean Hannity Shit His Pants

Oh boy, the Sean Hannity TV Hour was FUN last night!

Maggie Haberman SO MAD About … THE DOSSIER. Wonkagenda For Wed., Oct. 25, 2017

Republicans try a new distraction, Mike Pence kills consumer safety in a tux, and Devin Nunes is still an ignorant slut. Your morning news brief.

The Odd Couple. Wonkagenda For Tues. Oct. 17, 2017

Trump and McConnell's dysfunctional marriage, Puerto Ricans still struggling to survive, and John McCain tells Steve Bannon to suck it. Your morning news brief!

Newsweek: Other Than The Pedophilia, Mr. Hastert, What’s On Your Mind These Days?

Newsweek? More like News WEAK, amirite?

Trump Amputates Healthcare For Poors. Wonkagenda For Fri., Oct. 13, 2017

Trump breaks healthcare, Ryan Zinke flies his own freaky corrupt flag, and Wilbur Ross will shove Trump Tax Cuts (For Rich People Only) down your throat. Your morning news brief.

All About Gay Cakes Bout Gay Cakes! Wonkagenda For Fri., Sept. 8, 2017

Senate Republicans don't want to touch ACA, Newt Gingrich plots his return, and Equifax gets hacked. Your morning news brief.