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Kellyanne Conway Losing Sh*t Over Sexist ‘Morning Joe’ Saying Daddy Trump Is Mad At Her

Look at these incompetent loons. Just look at them!

Team of Evils: Mitt Romney Saves The Universe?

Just kidding. It's hopeless.
Any good Secretary of Defense should be able to go 'Woo-woo-woo-woop!'

Donald Trump Sycophants Plan Cabinet Positions For Coming Government-In-Exile

Elaborate 'reviewing stands' made from refrigerator boxes being prepared for 'inauguration.'

Idiot Trump Lady Wishes Hillary Clinton Would Stop Doing Sexism To Donald Trump

Betsy McCaughey has thoughts to share about Trump's groping accusations. They are bad thoughts.

I Don’t Know How To Tell You This, But Republicans Might Not Be Great To Women

Republican women are not terribly happy with the old boys club of the GOP these days. We can't understand why not!

Newt Gingrich Goes Nuts On Nasty Woman Megyn Kelly, A Known Female Lady

The Trump campaign apparently thinks it's a GREAT IDEA to start more fights with Megyn Kelly.

Wonkagenda: Wednesday, October 26, 2016

Newt Gingrich hates sex, "Wal-Mart Moms", and Rush Limbaugh is SHOCKED about an old gay man. Here's your morning news brief!

Wonkagenda: Wednesday, October 19, 2016

The return of Benghazi Mom, a great wall of taco trucks, & the flabby arm of the law! Here's your daily news brief!
It's super easy to do

Republican Officials Only Rigging Vote Against *Black People*, OK Donald Trump?

Donald Trump appears to be giving his concession speech already. He'll be robbed!
Screw you too, pal

Rudy Giuliani: Yup, I’m A Idiot

Can you believe it? Somebody involved with the Trump campaign admitted he was WRONG.
So there.

Donald Trump Justifies Fat Shaming Alicia Machado By Slut Shaming Her Instead

Also he's lying, because of course he is.

Donald Trump And Rudy Giuliani Playing ‘Adulterous Slut’ Card Against Hillary Clinton. Really.

Hey remember all those times Trump and Giuliani banged mistresses while they were married to other ladies?

Fox ‘Doctor’ Keith Ablow: Trump Talking About His Dick On TV Proves He’s Super Sane

Keith Ablow's penetrating analysis of Donald Trump's heroic cocktalk will have you questioning everything you learned in Psych 101.

Wonkagenda: Friday, August 19, 2016

You get in here and read your news brief, RIGHT NOW
He seems nice

Paul Ryan’s Primary Challenger Won’t Be Sporting ‘Coexist’ Bumper Sticker Anytime Soon

Paul Ryan's challenger in next week's primary election just wants to know why we allow Muslims in the United States anyway. Khizr Khan has a document he may want to read.
Poor Newt

Taste Of Trump On Newt Gingrich’s Tongue Goes Sour

Poor Newt! Has he fallen out of love with his erstwhile man-lover Trump?