Throughout 2008 we have relied on our beloved Detroit Free Press for exactly two things: transcripts of former mayor Kwame Kilpatrick’s fantastically erotic text messages, and blow-by-blow chronicles of the downfall of our once-proud American auto industry. Now the noble Freep and the other Detroit paper, The Detroit News, must fire some people and scale back their home delivery days because of the DEATH OF PRINT. MORE »

Barack Obama finally has the nomination, according to Hillary Clinton’s local newspaper, the New York Times. These liberals who endorsed Hillary are obviously racist. But what about the other local newspapers of Hillary Clinton? MORE »

Our coked-out New York siblings published an email today from someone who couldn’t seem to stop receiving copies of the conservative meal ticket/vanity project/”newspaper” the New York Sun: MORE »