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What have our rightwing torture chamber pals at Newsmax been up to lately? Well, according to "chief Washington correspondent" Ronald Kessler, they've just cold...

Jeb Bush, the former Florida governor and brother of greatest US American president in the history of the world, George W. "W." Bush, thinks...

What is it with these Democratic First Ladies? First Hillary Clinton put dildoes and crack pipes all over the White House Holiday Bush, and...

Humanesque check-kiting shit-pie fraud Newt Gingrich has had an embarrassing day. Where he should have been eating pouty dick Rick Santorum's brains to garner...

Donald Trump, America's leading advertisement for burning all rich people to death in vats of poison waste oil, has bravely decided to follow all...

Remember a few months ago when the Republicans were excited about ... right, Donald Trump? And then something happened, we never knew exactly what,...

A new Fox News poll says 71% of Republicans don't want quitter-grifter Sarah Palin in the 2012 race. But why? Isn't she still fun?...

Fun webzine NewsMax mostly sends the Wonkette tips line weird spam about timeshares and sex pills, but it also posts lots of made-up news...

If you wonder whether Donald Trump is serious about running for president, tune in to the finale of “The Celebrity Apprentice” on May 15. Trump...

Disgraced Newsmax "reporter" (government neo-con lie re-spewer) Judith Miller is also on Fox News, it turns out, because they hire commentators based on how...

Judith Miller was once an important war reporter person at The New York Times, but then she was sent to jail. But not for...

The Teabagger Caucus' Dear Leader Michele Bachmann was on Newsmax.TV (hah!) and was asked about Tom Tancredo's suggestion that President Obama should be impeached...

Is your dad an angry old wingnut? Is he also still alive? Well here is a gift for the upcoming "thing after Mother's Day"...

Are you interested in being "part of the national conversation" and owning a still living relic of a bygone publishing ecosystem? Well, you...

Conservative granny-porn outlet Newsmax has discovered the greatest technological device ever conceived and would like to give it to you for free, because the...

Beloved Connecticut monster Joe Lieberman is relieved. He hasn't felt comfortable all year with these massive majorities for the party that nominated him for...

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