Tag: newsbusters

Needed more Fallout: New Vegas references

Newsbusters Knows Who Is The Real Pussy-Grabber, And It Is Sci-Fi Time-Travel Ghost Of JFK

Damn feminists have ruined mediocre TV sci-fi, tell you what.
To The Management: Please correct this image. I would never use Courier. On second thought, never mind. You people would just replace it with Comic Sans.

Deleted Comments Of The Week: New Year’s Moron Nuggets

It's a brand new year, and a brand new iteration of the same old bunch of angerbears in the Wonkette Comments. Our featured comments are a little out of the ordinary this week, in that the howls of rightwing...
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First Starbucks Destroys Christmas, Now It’s Gay For The Queers?

Well, well, well, Starbucks sure has made clear where it stands in the culture wars this week, and it's definitely not on the side of Jesus! First it made a red cup that didn't even have Christmas decorations it, like...

Obamacare Shocker: Prostitutes And Other People Wingnuts Don’t Like Can Get Insurance!

Dear god, this Obamacare thing has gotten completely out of control! Noel Sheppard at rightwing freakout machine Newsbusters has discovered a shocking, horrible thing: The Affordable Care Act will even sell insurance to bad people! In reaction to a...

Newsbusters: Known Black Man Jamie Foxx Ushers in Grave New World With Jokes About White People

Newsbusters' Associate Editor Noel Sheppard pores tirelessly over leftist news outlets like Saturday Night Live to raise the general public's awareness of liberal media bias. Without his vigilance, we (since we are not familiar with this news agency Saturday...

Light-Skinned Obama Image Is Racist Against White Republicans

One graphics intern or another at CBS' news website decided it would be a good idea to create an image, for a story about upcoming law-making gridlock, of Obama's face split in two, featuring a weird scar and a...

Some Wingnut: Paragraph-Sequencing In WaPo’s Patrick Swayze Obituary [Something Something] Liberal Bias

And you thought Wonkette was having a slow news day! Well Tim Graham of the conservative Media Research Center's porn blog, Newsbusters, has been reading most newspaper obituaries of newly dead actor Patrick Swayze, for political blog material. But...

Is Earth Day An Ancient Egyptian Pagan Plot To Destroy Economy For Worship Of Earth Overlord ‘Gaia’?

The Indecision Forever blog ranks this Newsbusters poll as "The Dumbest Piece of Internet Pollution This Earth Day," which would be true, if it weren't for the comments section immediately below it. A sampling: "Yep, those illegals leave a huge...

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