Tag: news

Hey ALL THE MEDIA, you still having fun investigatin' the San Bernardino terrorist attack? (Yes, we can call it that now, because the FBI...

It's not like none of us in journalism has ever shit the bed on a story before; it's rather a rite of passage. I...

The Fox News Couch of Knicker-Jizzing Hysteria was in full effect Thursday morning. Andrea Tantaros, Meghan McCain, and whatever the other ones' names are...

Despite repeated calls by Fox News on Wednesday night for the president to finally put on his daddy jeans and automatically label acts of violence...

Fourteen people were murdered, and another 17 shot and injured, during a mass shooting on Wednesday, at the Inland Regional Center in San Bernardino,...

Bill O'Reilly, the world's greatest news reporter, who has never lied about anything at any time, knows who is stupid, and it is millennials....

Journalism-ing is tough! You try to get it right, but sometimes, no matter how hard you try, you fuck up. Like you misspell the...

Here at yr Wonkette, we're always brainstorming new ways to amuse and confound you. In that spirit, we are proud to offer this thing!...

Today is a sad day for Americans because we are losing a quintessentially American dessert, maybe forever. This is mostly the fault of commie...

Fox News tried, it really tried, to make lies true, and to expect something so thoroughly, in the deepest crevasses of its soul, that...

Can you type? Or if you can’t type, can you tell like an intern or somebody that you need something typed? Because if you...

North Korea is so in touch with the times that it is now your Twitter and YouTube friend! State media outlet Uriminzokkiri will provide...

It turns out that America's News Network, Fox News, is not really watched at all by black people, which explains why they are so...

On the eve of President Barack Obama's first official press conference since 1972, CBS correspondent and numbers cruncher Mark Knoller has just released a...

When you, the constituent, called your local congressperson and were subsequently put on hold sometime in the last three weeks, did you notice anything......

A guy was caught selling guns from a potato chip stand in a market. It was as easy as catching a gun salesman at...

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