Tag: new york times
Christopher Steele Stopped Telling FBI About Trump-Russia Conspiracy Because THE NEW YORK TIMES SUCKS BALLS
In related news, PERHAPS THE NEW YORK TIMES SHOULD READ A WONKETTE LIVEBLOG FROM TIME TO FUCKING TIME.
NOW FEATURING TUCKER CARLSON AND KELLYANNE CONWAY AND HOPE HICKS AND MAGGIE HABERMAN!
Trump rants to the New York Times, Earth braces for a big oil pounding, and Peggy Noonan goes to the movies! Your morning news brief!
GOP readies its super rich tax cut, the FCC tries to kill net neutrality, and Omarosa is You're Fired (again). Your morning news brief.
Science proves Wonkette is actually more valuable to the polity than the Paper of Record. You're shocked, we're sure!
There’s always at least SOME fun news.
We can't ignore the fucking Nazis. We don't have to fawn over them either.
WE DON'T KNOW WHAT TO BELIEVE ANYMORE!
Maggie Haberman is bad at journalism again.
Paul Manafort's got some cuddle buddies in the mafia; Donna Brazile is torching the DNC and Hillary on her way out; and Trump is NOT FREAKING OUT. NOT. FREAKING. OUT.
Another graduate of the Donald Trump School of Business Communication For Kids Who Don't Business Communicate Good Or Aren't Good At Other Things Too.
It doesn't matter who paid for opposition research IF IT'S FUCKING TRUE, YOU IDIOTS.
OH NO GOD'S GOT BILL'S PENIS IN A HEADLOCK AGAIN!
AND THIS IS YOUR OPEN THREAD!
Memories. Misty-colored memories.
A little fan-mail, from yr Wonkette to Maggie Haberman.