Tag: new york times

What's the truth, Agent Mulder?

New York Times, You Got Some Trump-Russia SPLAINING TO DO

At what point are they going to burn the source who fucked them?

Think Trump Supporters Are Stupid And Racist? Haha, Well You’re Not Wrong!

Weep for the white Christian Trump supporters, for they are being OPPRESSED.

Farewell, Steve Bannon, You Malevolent Shit Monster! May You Stub Your Big Toe On Your Way Out!

Stinky jizz-encrusted Nazi trashfire Steve Bannon doesn't have to go home, but he can't stay in the White House.

Trump Advises Advisers He Doesn’t Want Their Advice. Wonkagenda for Thurs., Aug 17, 2017

Trump is mad at people telling him what to do, Bannon is showboating, and Trump's lawyer fires off a creepy racist email. Your morning news brief.

Trump-Russia Investigation EXPOSED AS HOAX, Because Let This One Wingnut Explain You Why

This is just really good investigative thinkin' right here.

Fox News Covering Charlottesville Attack With All The (Blood And) Glory You’d Expect

It's just awful how the media drove its leftist identity politics narrative into that crowd of people in Charlottesville.

Mike Pence Not Running For President In 2020, Uh Huh Yeah Right SAY IT TO JESUS, MIKE

Can you lie to your LORD AND SAVIOR, Mike?

Ode To The New York Times Food Section

No, really, we have bread outside New York City, we promise.
This debate had Miss Peggy giddy, GIDDY, WE TELL YOU!

Dame Peggy Noonan Declares Donald Trump Pussy Most Foul!

Peggy Noonan wrote a Maureen Dowd column.

SkinnyCare Snaps Into Pieces. Wonkagenda For Fri., July 28, 2017

SkinnyCare fails, The Mooch gets mouthy, and the GOP tries dragging Hillary into Trump-Russia. Your morning news brief.

Russian Ambassador Having A Sad, Because He Misses His Trump Traitor Friends :(

They never call. They never write. OR DO THEY?

McConnell Retreats To His Shell. Wonkagenda For Wed., June 28, 2017

McConnell kicks TrumpCare down the road, Chaffetz wants a kickback, and Sarah Palin tries to kick the New York Times. Your morning news brief!

Trump Achieves Best Boner In Years Over CNN’s Russia Story Fuckup

Regular Wonkette readers will not be surprised who at CNN fucked up this particular story.
He gets cranky if there's no pudding

Donald Trump Said A Fib About Having James Comey Tapes! Naughty Naughty!

What a little Pinocchio he is!

London Having Fucking TERRIBLE Year. Wonkagenda For Mon., June 19, 2017

Trump's lawyer thinks you should ignore his tweets, John Ossoff's race is getting dirty, and Megyn Kelly is MEAN to Alex Jones. Your morning news brief!