Tag: new york times

Donald Trump Is Going Insane Right Now About Jews And Ugly Women Out To Get Him

A cabal of international bankers? Who could he possibly mean?

New York Times To Donald Trump: Disgusting Serial Sex-Assaulter Says What?

In New York Times lawsuit threat, Trump forgets to pick on someone smaller than he is. Whoops!

What We Talked About Before We Talked About Donald Trump And Your Vagina. Your Weekly Top Ten!

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Maureen Dowd Even Manages To Be Misogynist Pig About Donald Trump

All the embarrassing crap that's fit to print.

Who Sent The New York Times Donald Trump’s Taxes? We’re Gonna Go With ‘Marla Maples’

Clip and save to refute your idiot Facebook pal who thinks Trump paid property taxes, or real estate taxes, or city and state taxes, or ...

Wonkagenda: Monday, September 26, 2016

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Your Weekly Top Ten Features Wonkette Baby WITH HER PUPPY DOG

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So there.

Wonkette’s Unsolicited Advice For How Hillary Clinton Should Debate Donald Trump, You Are Welcome!

Can Hillary unhinge Donald? Doesn't he come pre-unhinged?

New York Times Accidentally Commits Act Of Journalism

The paper of record decided to try telling the truth about Donald Trump's history of birtherism. It was great!
David Brooks, serious typist for the Times

David Brooks Would Like Young Black Football Players To Stop Kneeling On His Lawn

Won't somebody please think of the white people?
Neither a gentleman nor a scholar

New York Times Pretty Sure Trump Bribery Stories Not True Unless New York Times Breaks Them

The New York Times has found a nonsmoking gun that proves not much about whether Donald Trump paid Florida A.G. Pam Bondi to drop an investigation of Trump 'University'
Breaking political news to grandchildren is the pits

Badass Sen. Barbara Boxer Has Some Questions About Donald Trump’s Illegal Immigrant Models

Maybe the Department Of Homeland Security might be interested in looking into this!

Hillary Clinton Hacked Up Lung In Cleveland, And NBC News Is ON IT!

Dear NBC: Delete your account.

Julian Assange Warns Hillary Clinton Is A Demon Who’ll Murder Us All, Unlike That Nice Mr. Putin

Julian Assange says thing, Wonkette prepares for shitstorm in the comments.

Trump Campaign Manager Idiot Wishes Hillary Clinton Would Stop Calling Trump Names

Kellyanne Conway wishes Hillary would stop calling Trump names and ... we dunno, be better at scoring hot chicks?