Tag: new york times

Build The Wall Out Of Soldiers! Wonkagenda For Wed., April 4, 2018

Trump wants to build a border wall out of soldiers, Scott Walker is screaming BLUUUUUE WAAAAVE, and Robert Mueller has some questions. Your morning news brief.

We Have Another Example Of Liberal Fascism For Bari Weiss, It Is These Ghosts Haunting Milo Yiannopoulos?

This is all getting so recursive we could just curse.

He’s A Dishwasher At Chili’s. She Babysits Sometimes But Not Usually. BUDGET: FIVE MILLION DOLLARS

This is just a really good story from the New York Times real estate section.

New York Times Hires And Fires Nazi-Friend-Having Lady

The op-ed columns are out of control.

Get Ready For The Food Riots! Wonkagenda For Tues., Feb. 13, 2018

Trump budget rips apart the social safety net, Betsy DeVos tells trans kids to go outside, and Darrell Issa might be banging some other Congressman's wife? Your morning news brief.

Your Weekly Top Ten Gonna Write A Memo About How Devin Nunes Is A IDIOT

YOU COME READ YOUR TOP TEN STORIES RIGHT NOW!

David Brooks’s Abortion Column Should Have Been Aborted

David Brooks took about 30 seconds to Brooksplain abortion to women and Democrats. David Brooks can fuck right on out of here.

New York Times Continues Long Strange Journey Into What Even The Fuck

Oh look, the New York Times screwed the pooch again. Must be a day ending in more goddamn news about Russia.

Wonkette Breathlessly Awaiting Chris Cillizza’s Analysis Of Today’s Hillary Clinton And Steve Wynn Stories

Ten bucks he figures out a way to blame both stories on Hillary.

New York Times Takes Break From Kissing Trump’s Ass, Kisses Melania’s Ass Instead

What the fuck is wrong with the New York Times?

Trump Tried To Saturday Night Massacre Robert Mueller By The Pussy, But He Couldn’t Get There

What kind of Saturday Night LMAO-ssacre is this?

Trump’s Twitter Insults Getting Even Less Clever, Because Somehow That Was Possible

Stable genius can't figure out how to insult SOMEBODY NAMED DICK.