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attention whore

Kristen-Ashley, Tattooed N.J. Hip-Hop Hooker, Is Milking It For All She's Worth

As expected by everyone, Ashley Alexander Kristen Dupre has already done a mostly-naked photo shoot, for the NEW YORK POST, which seriously has like a dozen EXCLUSIVE pics of the superstar hooker. (UPDATE: No, the Post just bought one-day rights to some pictures she posed for last year.) And, well, we are sort of losing our sympathy for this not-so-delicate flower of the night. More »

1:35 PM on Fri Mar 14 2008
By Ken Layne
74,351 views, 151 comments

THEY’VE LOST MURDOCH? THEY’VE LOST MURDOCH!: The New York Post endorsed Barack Obama for the nomination today, and they did so in 2000 Senate race style — by shredding Hillary and Bill Clinton. Don’t the Clintons still have Rupert Murdoch in their entourage? Did we miss some recent News Corp. memo on the Gawker blog announcing a Change? Although Barry probably had this locked when the New York Times endorsed Hillary Clinton. [NY Post]

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“An anti-war protestor, whose hands were painted red to look like blood, stormed up to Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice as she arrived to testify on Capitol Hill this morning, shouting ‘war criminal’ before being hauled away by bodyguards.” [NYP]

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dana perino

Icy Sexpot Dana Perino Makes a Funny!

So you’re elevated to your current position because your predecessor got cancer, and every single official you represent is a thieving scumbag with 2% approval ratings, and the country is so crippled that Honduras could probably launch a successful invasion. What do you do, Dana Perino? You make Alex Trebek jokes, obviously:

MS. PERINO: Les.

Q Yes, thank you, Dana. Two questions on American business. In the -

MS. PERINO: American business for 200. (Laughter.) I’ve always wanted to be on that show. Go ahead, Les, I’m sorry.

But what was the question? Something about how America has been intentionally deindustrialized and wages have stagnated or dropped for all but the top 10% of earners and blue-collar union jobs have been eliminated leaving a vast working class with no hope for anything beyond lifelong credit-card debt and children who finish school unable to read? More »

2:19 PM on Tue Apr 3 2007
By KLayne
50,899 views, 36 comments

Latest by Nick_in_Atlanta: Dana Perino is quite a hotty indeed. She has dead-pan delivery perfected, but that actually adds to her charm. I Tivo the News Hour with Jim Lehrer and I often have to replay her three second snippet a more »

2008

NY Post's Hilarious Ethnic Headline

Sure, the hippies are all upset by the New York Post’s supposedly racialist headline atop the AP Bill Richardson news brief. But think of all the wacky and totally unoffensive headlines the tabloid can use as the other hundred candidates make it officially official for real: More »

4:42 PM on Mon Jan 22 2007
By KLayne
394 views, 9 comments

iraq

But the 'Sweets & Flowers' Are Hidden Inside Car Bombs ...

If you were worried that even neocons seem to have lately discovered shame and regret, we’ll always have alternative-reality propagandist Amir Taheri and his endless supply of hysterical bullshit about Iran and Iraq and whatever other country they’re going to blow up next. Witness the tragicomic incoherent beauty of Taheri’s column in today’s NY Post:

Some 70 percent of Baghdad’s violence is concentrated in five neighborhoods, where both Shiites and Sunnis have been the targets of rival death squads for months. Other Baghdadis say the population of those areas will greet the American troops with sweets and flowers.

What?! Not even Dick Cheney in campaign mode has peddled this ridiculous lie for years. Oh well, what do you expect from the propagandist who made up an entire “Iran makes the Jews wear yellow badges and homosexuals wear blue hat” story that the National Post put on the front page? More »

5:35 PM on Fri Jan 12 2007
By KLayne
36 views, 8 comments

Latest by pelosiforpresident: Virtually 100% of New York City's street crime is concentrated in just 5 neighborhoods. Manhattan,Brooklyn, Queens, The Bronx and Staten Island. more »

keith olbermann

It's Better Than a Bullet In the Head

We figured Keith Olbermann would end up the same way as that anti-Putin reporter — with a bullet in his head. More »

4:47 PM on Mon Oct 9 2006
By KLayne
574 views, 15 comments

donald trump

Gossip Roundup: DC Crawling with B-Listers

Page Six: Donald Trump defends the biggest, swankiest flag ever [NYP]
Cindy Adams: Cindy predicts Michael Ripoff’s demise. [NYP]
Liz Smith: Anthony Kennedy whoops it up with Lally Weymouth. [NYP]
The Reliable Source: Hillary Duff, Nicollette Sheridan and Michael Bolton spotted in the area. [WP]
Lloyd Grove’s Lowdown: Will Bloomberg run for President? Signs point to… maybe! [NYDN]

10:26 AM on Thu Jul 6 2006
By phuestis
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hillary clinton

Still a Distressing Lack of Ghostface on Politicos' iPods

May we please have a major politician with even slightly interesting taste in music? Is that too much to ask? Another week, another politician’s iPod filled with the Stones (once again, we ask: No “Midnight Rambler?” “Under My Thumb” would be pretty funny, right? Can we please find out that Laura Bush has “Mother’s Little Helper” on her workout playlist?), the token Motown classics, and, of course, the fucking Eagles. And U2, cementing their position as the modern Eagles, but even more boring. More »

3:42 PM on Mon May 22 2006
By Pareene
91 views, 4 comments

Latest by 1974: Don't be so sure, Diane. I live in Washington. I've seen what people here think is "fun" and "good" and "hip". And the crappy sound systems its all broadcast on. And I think, where have I seen this people before? more »

remainders

Remainders: Scandal and More Scandal

Additional analysis of the Plamegate leak scandal. This isn’t looking too good for the president. [Andrew Sullivan]

Of course, Republicans don’t have a monopoly on misbehavior. Meet Rep. Alan Mollohan (D-WV). [Hotline On Call]

Now this is what we call a scandal. Where’s the Washington equivalent? Are any B-list celebs paying off the Post so they can be “sighted” in the Reliable Source? [Gawker; Defamer; NYT]

10:42 PM on Fri Apr 7 2006
By dlat
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personalities

Gossip Roundup: 'Cozying Ever Closer'

Reliable Source: Rep. Cynthia McKinney reportedly “stabbed” Capitol Hill officer with her cellphone; her new haircut may have caused the confusion… Final Four lawmakers put hometown bets on the NCAA game. [WP]
Under the Dome: DSCC jumps on Sen. George Allen for saying the Senate is “too slow for me.” [The Hill]
Inside the Beltway: Twenty-two House Republicans seek a review of federally funded sex-ed programs. [WT]
Page Six: Rush Limbaugh gives “private pointers” to Monica Crowley… “Good Morning America” producer who knocked Bush in a leaked email also wrote of Madeleine Albright’s “Jew shame.” [NYP]
Ben Widdicombe’s Gatecrasher: Rupert Murdoch and his New York Post are “cozying ever closer” to Hillary. [NYDN]

11:42 AM on Thu Mar 30 2006
By henry
134 views, 2 comments

Latest by Synoia: "Twenty-two House Republicans seek a review of federally funded sex-ed programs" - a hands-on review? more »

personalities

Gossip Roundup: Subway Stories

Names & Faces: Anna Nicole Smith’s case arrives at the Supreme Court tomorrow. [WP]
Inside Politics: Justice Antonin Scalia: “I used to travel on the subway from Queens to Manhattan with a rifle. Could you imagine doing that today in New York City?”… Sen. Reid (D-Nev.): “If elections were held today, we’d pick up five seats. The Senate would be 50-50.”… Illinois Gov. Rod Blagojevich (D) was expecting a “legit” reporter when he sat for an interview with “The Daily Show.” [WT]
Page Six: Judith Miller is reduced to wearing all black and reading the New York Post on the subway. [NYP]

1:43 PM on Mon Feb 27 2006
By henry
119 views, Comment

Meanwhile, H.W. Was at Scores. . . .

So that's where George gets it. . . Sightings [NYP via Gawker]

gossip

Judy Miller's Weight Loss Plan the Talk of Two Towns

Well, it is a slow month for gossip. . . . More »

Congratulations, Jenna!

Posts Tagged “New York Post”