Wonkette

Hey Mexico, WTF? Today is supposed to be the magical day of Expecto Petraeus! And tomorrow’s the big 9/11 celebration, okay? What is with you people having some kind of Star Wars-esque rebellion attacking the gas pipelines and crazy semi-trucks full of dynamite blowing up on the highways and killing 34 people? MORE »

It’s time for our great new daily feature, Weird YouTube Hillary Stuff. Today, we see that a shadowy organization of globalists has chosen Walter Cronkite, Hillary Clinton and (wtf?) Strobe Talbott as the Secret Rulers of the New World Order. MORE »