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Wednesday, August 22nd, 2007

When Bob Allen agreed to suck that cop’s dick (and pay the cop $20 for the opportunity), it was just because he was scared of black dudes, and also scared of being struck by lightning, so he wanted to drive the cop to Kennedy Space Center, miles away, for safety. [Florida Today]