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Posts Tagged ‘new orleans’

George W. Bush Wishes New Orleans a Very Happy Katrina Birthday

Wednesday, August 29th, 2007

fucking clown ... - WonketteYou’d never guess our little Katrina is two years old today. Why? Because it looks like that hurricane and terrible flooding happened just days ago! Who would think a major American city would still be in ruins two fucking years after it was deluged and half-abandoned? MORE »


George W. Bush Would Like the Negroes To Clean Up

Wednesday, June 20th, 2007

Uhhhhh .... - WonketteCongress joined the Bush Administration for a nice little barbecue on the South Lawn last night. The theme was Mardi Gras, so everybody could enjoy memories of New Orleans being destroyed by the Bush Administration and then pretty much left in that same condition years later. MORE »


Heckuva Job, Mappie: Google Disappears Post-Katrina Map Pix

Friday, March 30th, 2007

Heckuva Job! - WonketteThere are now two places on Earth where New Orleans isn’t a half-abandoned wasteland: Micheal “Brownie” Brown’s mind and Google Maps. MORE »


Karl Rove Cracks Himself Up Mocking Black People

Thursday, March 29th, 2007

Our sister site Idolator already sorta posted this on Wonkette, but apparently nobody (including your editors) pays any attention to those things. So here, now and forever, is the stupid Fox News video of Republicans mocking black hip hop culture. MORE »


Nagin Lunches With Bush, Promptly Sues Federal Government

Friday, March 2nd, 2007

Howard Dean Doesn’t Care About Black People: DNC Picks Denver

Thursday, January 11th, 2007

Drowned - WonketteDenver gets the 2008 Democratic Convention. Hooray for mountain oysters! MORE »


John Edwards Personally Digs Out Flooded New Orleans

Wednesday, December 27th, 2006

'Don't flick any dirt around my pretty teeth!' - Wonkette
Bravely choosing to announce today despite Gerald Ford greedily consuming all the teevee news time from Beyond the Grave, John Edwards went down to New Orleans to show he’s the kind of person who will be photographed pretending to shovel mud with poor black people.

Let’s all laugh at more photos of the big event, after the jump.

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Denver, NYC Both Screwing Up Dem Convention Plans

Wednesday, December 20th, 2006

Do you want to spend four days in DENVER?? - WonketteThe DNC is delaying the Big Announcement because a) Micheal Bloomberg now hates Democrats and b) Denver is a joke and doesn’t even have enough hotel rooms.

We know this is like asking Hillary Clinton to be cuddly, but we have a single Christmas Request for the Democrats: Could you people have some balls for once in your miserable lives and do something meaningful?

Hey, Howard Dean: What you need to do is have the convention in New Orleans. We’ll tell you why, after the jump.

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We’re Voting Rubble/Bullhorns ‘08

Wednesday, December 20th, 2006

We would like to like John Edwards because he is folksy and drawls and and his father was a goatherd or something, but this, John, is uncalled for: MORE »


Shep, We Still Love You

Saturday, September 30th, 2006

Look how Shep did real journalism ... thank you, Shep - WonketteShepard Smith lets loose on Evil Empire Dude Bill Kristol in this video: MORE »


Daily Briefing: Some Say This World of Trouble Is The Only One We Need

Wednesday, August 30th, 2006
  • Parades, prayer, music mark Katrina anniversary. Bush admits “government at all levels that fell short of its responsibilities.” [WP, NYT]

  • Rumsfeld gives speech calling Iraq war “a series of catastrophes that results in victory,” demands Americans’ unwavering support for more catastrophes. [WP, NYT]
  • Kenneth Tomlinson, still corrupt after all these years, currently being ousted from the Broadcasting Board of Governors after getting the boot at the Corporation for Public Broadcasting last year. [NYT]
  • Richard Armitage finally admits to being “leaker” in Plamegate. [NYT]
  • Census Bureau reports income numbers, showing “glimmer of improvement.” Also shows record number of Americans have no health insurance. [NYT]
  • Burbs of DC, however, are paid out the frame. [WP]

Kyra’s Pee-Break Trumps Bush Flub

Tuesday, August 29th, 2006

Pickin' and a grinnin'In all the excitement over Kyra Phillips’ pee-break broadcast from “the situation room,” we forgot to note the charming screw-up made by the guy on TV during CNN’s landmark audio event.

Returning to the drowned city he would only fly above a year ago, the president once again fed New Orleans conspiracy theorists with a mysteriously flubbed line.

“The Army Corps of Engineers have been working non-stop — and I mean non-stop — to damage … to repair the damage,” Bush stammered. (It’s after Kyra’s mic is finally turned off, at 1:42 in the clip.)

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Totally Changing the Subject

Tuesday, August 29th, 2006

Hmm, wasn't there some other story about CNN and New Orleans today?At 3:16 p.m. Atlanta time, CNN PR shot out this e-mail that will surely make everyone forget that other CNN coverage from New Orleans. MORE »