Tag: new orleans
Tony Perkins Knows Soldiers Wouldn’t Sext Ladies Their Dicks If There Weren’t All These Queers Around
Is there ANYTHING these motherfuckers won't blame on the gays?
Sportsball ruined forever, Merkel holds on, and Peggy Noonan ponders peace through Trump. Your morning news brief.
The CBO shakes pill bottles at Congress, and the US Park Police shake down black kids. Your morning news brief!
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The last Confederate monument has come down, and Mayor Mitch Landrieu HAD SOME WORDS 'BOUT THAT.
Well shoot, guess nobody will remember the Civil War now.
Hey, know who ELSE rounded up lots of people?
Trump's electoral college victory might now be what it seems, Newt Gingrich declares war, and Obama Red Phones Valdimir Putin. Your Daily News Brief!
Let's get Louisiana Democrat Foster Campbell in the Senate, to fight against Trump Louisiana-style!
David Duke doesn't hate ALL Jews. Just the ones who are in on the conspiracy.
Did you hear about the breaking news about how on top of how Ted Cruz is maybe the Zodiac Killer, his dry-drunk dad might have been Lee Harvey Oswald's fluffer when he murdered our beloved President John Fitzgerald Kennedy?...
Sad news about the global warming hoax, you guys. Turns out that the liberal scientists are so committed to their big lie that they're going to go down to Antarctica and melt all the ice, which will cause the...
<a href="http://wonkette.com/600470/gov-nikki-haley-not-entirely-sure-why-yall-gotta-be-such-bigots"></a>In all the gross bad terrible news about anti-gay bills coming out of the South, there have been a few shining lights, specifically, three Southern governors who have decided NOT to be complete dicks. Two are Republicans and...
We can think of about nine bajillion reasons Ted Cruz shouldn't be president, but here's one we hadn't considered: Maybe his dry-drunk daddy was part of a CIA plot to assassinate John F. Kennedy!!! The shocking conspiracy theory comes...