Tag: New Jersey
Is Donald Trump's new strategy the same as his old strategy? KIND OF!
Not just in general! But if they want insurance to cover fertility treatments, they have to show they've been banging dudes for 2 years and still haven't gotten pregnant.
UH OH! It looks as though Donald Trump's faithful manservant, Chris Christie, might be in a spot of bother, again!
Another Trump-branded business is going bust, but it's OK because it was just a bad deal.
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Somebody is still upset about losing the VP slot to that sexy vixen Mike Pence.
Carlson shockingly alleges in a lawsuit that Fox News is a really sexist, bad place for women. Who knew???
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Donald Trump appears to have a long history of income tax avoidance. Yeah, you could knock us over with a feather.
For a hugely successful businessman, Donald Trump seems to have a serious problem with paying his bills. Yeah, we're just as surprised as you are!
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Chris Christie is less popular in New Jersey than the state legislature, an indicted senator, and the zika virus. We made one of those up, but it might still be true.
Donald Trump is now dictating the snacks Chris Christie can and can't eat, because he wants all his WASPy spokes-whores to look absolutely stunning and marvelous when they strut their silicone this summer. How can we make Make America...
Oh great, now it's time to hear from the woman Republican Alabama Gov. Robert Bentley DID NOT have physical relations with. Honest! He may have penis-lusted after her in his brain, but he did not brain-lust her with his...
If there's anything that makes Donald Trump angry, it's how the Chinese have gamed the world economy to their advantage, which means America never wins anymore. The other thing that really cheeses Trump off is people gaming our immigration...
This is the moment Chris Christie's political career strapped on cement shoes and drowned itself in the river, never to be seen again: New Jersey Gov. Chris Christie on Thursday addressed those who mocked his stone-faced expression during a press...