Tag: New Jersey

Deleted Comments: Six Faces Of Derp

Yr Wonkette was invaded this week by an entire horde of this one guy.

Lazy Trump Already Gone For Weekend, Because He Doesn’t DO Fridays

Imagine if he had Hillary Clinton's work ethic. Wait no, don't imagine that.

Mean Judge Sentences Pretty Blonde Lady to Prison for Bridgegate, UNFAIR!!!

Christie aides sentenced to jail for Bridgegate scandal? But this lady is blonde! UNPOSSIBLE!!!

Donald Trump’s Weird New Jersey Cemetery. That’s It. Just Donald Trump’s Weird New Jersey Cemetery.

Wherever he decides his grave should be, Donald Trump could make a bundle right now by selling advance rights to piss on it.

Fashion Icon Kellyanne Conway Can’t Stop Pimping Ivanka Trump’s Ugly Ass Clothes

Time to fire the entire White House, including the president!
Also, they're not so crazy about his followers

Old President Lazy Ass Ready To Destroy America On Day Four

Donald Trump will go to work as president on Monday. If he feels like it.
Also a TrekkER, not a TrekkIE

Nice Time! Congress Votes Unanimously To Protect Nonbelievers’ Rights. What Are They Up To????

'The God I don't believe in is a kind and loving God.' -- Catch-22

Obama Saves Alaska! Wonkagenda For Wednesday, December 21, 2016

Obama saves Alaska, Trump's spawn tried steal some cash, and Chris Christie just got screwed! Your Daily News Brief
what a drag it is getting sold

A Lot Of Americans Making Black Friday Green With Trips To Pot Stores. While Others…

Black Friday funtimes (and just a couple of deaths) hooray!

Let’s Play The Blame Game! Your Wonkagenda: Thursday, November 10, 2016

Non-white women invade the Senate, educators try to comfort kids, and more reasons to hate Gary Johnson and Jill Stein. Your morning news brief!
How's that presidential transition team working out for ya then?

Chris Christie Aides Eated All The Guilty Verdicts In Bridgegate Trial

Maybe now Christie will take some responsibility and... hahaha, sorry, we couldn't keep a straight face.

Oh, Like Republicans Would Ever Try To Suppress The Black Vote, Just Kidding!

Turns out it's not OK to encourage Trump supporters to go to THOSE PLACES to watch THOSE PEOPLE vote!
Beneath the phony superficial glitter is the real superficial glitter.

Oh Hey, Donald Trump Stole Casino Employees’ Retirement Funds? That’s Weird

Donald Trump screwing people over, part We Lost Count.

Wonkagenda: Wednesday, October 12, 2016

You get in here and read your news brief, RIGHT NOW!

Chris Christie Thought Bridgegate Was Totally LOL, Is Liar, SURPRISE!

Chris Christie might be a lying dirty crook? NO WAY.