Tag: New Jersey

Chris Christie Thought Bridgegate Was Totally LOL, Is Liar, SURPRISE!

Chris Christie might be a lying dirty crook? NO WAY.

Cops Somehow Catch Chelsea Bombing Suspect, Despite Donald Trump Calling Them PC Pussies

What was Trump just saying this morning about how our law enforcement is too scared to go get the bad guys?
Snake... we thought you were dead!

Hero Thieves Remake ‘Escape From New York,’ Save City From Chelsea Bomb Blasts

We'll be so disappointed if this turns out to be a hoax.

Donald Trump Just As Excited About Chelsea Bombing As You’d Imagine

Trump's probably pretty sure this is good news for Trump!

Donald Trump Hires Breitbart Dude To Fix Campaign, So He Can Win EVEN MORE

Is Donald Trump's new strategy the same as his old strategy? KIND OF!

Hilarious New Jersey Law Requires Lesbians To Bone Guys

Not just in general! But if they want insurance to cover fertility treatments, they have to show they've been banging dudes for 2 years and still haven't gotten pregnant.
This fucking guy

Surprise! ‘Chris Christie Is A Lying Liar Who Lies About Stuff!’ Love, His Staff

UH OH! It looks as though Donald Trump's faithful manservant, Chris Christie, might be in a spot of bother, again!

Trump’s Last New Jersey Casino Is Now Just Another Failure In His Empire of Failures

Another Trump-branded business is going bust, but it's OK because it was just a bad deal.

Wonkagenda: Thursday, 08/04/2016

You get in here and read your newz breif, RIGHT NOW!

Jilted Lover Chris Christie Takes Trump’s Name In Vain, Gonna Get A Spankin’

Somebody is still upset about losing the VP slot to that sexy vixen Mike Pence.

Fox News’s Gretchen Carlson Allegedly Fired For Refusing To Bang Roger Ailes On His Penis

Carlson shockingly alleges in a lawsuit that Fox News is a really sexist, bad place for women. Who knew???

Wonkette Ranks Hillary’s VP Picks By Hotness, Because We’re Shallow Like That

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How Can Donald Trump Cut Taxes When He Already Doesn’t Pay Any?

Donald Trump appears to have a long history of income tax avoidance. Yeah, you could knock us over with a feather.
Have I got an idea for the furshlugginer national debt!

Deadbeat Donald Trump: A Cheap Sociopath Who Doesn’t Pay His Bills, Bet You Didn’t See That Coming

For a hugely successful businessman, Donald Trump seems to have a serious problem with paying his bills. Yeah, we're just as surprised as you are!