Tag: New Jersey

Jared And Ivanka Poor Now, Please Send GoFundMe Bucks ASAP

Well this is just upsetting.
Smiling Trump is the only thing scarier than shouty Trump

Politico Profile Of Donald Trump Or Serial Killer Biography? We Just Can’t Decide!

Seriously, this is disturbing.

Wonkette Would NEVER Cover NJ Senator Bob Menendez’s Bribery Trial If He Were A Democrat!

It's nice to have friends with lots of money. You may want to be careful about that if you're in the Senate, though.

Daily Caller Fashion Police Cordially Invited To STFU About Barron Trump

Apparently it's offensive for Barron Trump to dress like an 11-year-old boy.

Donald Trump Bankrupting Secret Service Like A Common Trump Casino

Protip: It's a really bad idea to treat the people responsible for your safety like you treat your construction subcontractors.

Meet ‘Nicole Mincey,’ Donald Trump’s New Imaginary Black Friend

Russia? Real but confusing. Black lady college student selling Trump crap? Fake, and more confusing than Russia.

Rachel Maddow Not Falling For Dumbass Trump-Russia Forgeries, So Don’t Even Fucking Try

Stop what you're doing and watch this RIGHT THE FUCK NOW.

Republicans Getting Nervous. Wonkagenda For Wed., July 5, 2017

Republicans dodge town halls (again), Rep. Higgins goes to Auschwitz, and Trump-Russia gets a bigger boat. Your morning news brief!

Chris Christie Beaches Himself

Oh no Chris Christie eated all the beaches!

They Blinded All The Science. Wonkagenda For Mon., July 3, 2017

Ted Cruz secretly starts CruzCare, Chris Christie beaches himself, and Josh Groban schools Trumpkin Twitter trolls.

Robert Mueller’s League Of Extraordinary Investigators! Wonkagenda For Wed., June 21, 2017

No more press briefings, zombie TrumpCare lurches ahead, Chuck Grassley digs up Hillary Clinton's dead emails (again). Your morning news brief!

Comey To Talk His ‘Thing’ With Trump. Wonkagenda For Thurs., June 8, 2017

Comey comes to town, the Senate trying to sneak TrumpCare, and cities sign on to Paris Accords. Your morning news brief!

Jared Kushner Grifts Anti-Poverty Program For De-Luxe Apartments In The Sky

Jared Kushner's real-estate deals may be a little sleazy, but they're perfectly legal, so leave the poor guy alone.

Chris Christie Wouldn’t Eat Michael Flynn If He Was On Fire

Oh look who is trying to be relevant again!

Deleted Comments: Six Faces Of Derp

Yr Wonkette was invaded this week by an entire horde of this one guy.