Tag: New Jersey

what a drag it is getting sold

A Lot Of Americans Making Black Friday Green With Trips To Pot Stores. While Others…

Black Friday funtimes (and just a couple of deaths) hooray!

Let’s Play The Blame Game! Your Wonkagenda: Thursday, November 10, 2016

Non-white women invade the Senate, educators try to comfort kids, and more reasons to hate Gary Johnson and Jill Stein. Your morning news brief!
How's that presidential transition team working out for ya then?

Chris Christie Aides Eated All The Guilty Verdicts In Bridgegate Trial

Maybe now Christie will take some responsibility and... hahaha, sorry, we couldn't keep a straight face.

Oh, Like Republicans Would Ever Try To Suppress The Black Vote, Just Kidding!

Turns out it's not OK to encourage Trump supporters to go to THOSE PLACES to watch THOSE PEOPLE vote!
Beneath the phony superficial glitter is the real superficial glitter.

Oh Hey, Donald Trump Stole Casino Employees’ Retirement Funds? That’s Weird

Donald Trump screwing people over, part We Lost Count.

Wonkagenda: Wednesday, October 12, 2016

You get in here and read your news brief, RIGHT NOW!

Chris Christie Thought Bridgegate Was Totally LOL, Is Liar, SURPRISE!

Chris Christie might be a lying dirty crook? NO WAY.

Cops Somehow Catch Chelsea Bombing Suspect, Despite Donald Trump Calling Them PC Pussies

What was Trump just saying this morning about how our law enforcement is too scared to go get the bad guys?
Snake... we thought you were dead!

Hero Thieves Remake ‘Escape From New York,’ Save City From Chelsea Bomb Blasts

We'll be so disappointed if this turns out to be a hoax.

Donald Trump Just As Excited About Chelsea Bombing As You’d Imagine

Trump's probably pretty sure this is good news for Trump!

Donald Trump Hires Breitbart Dude To Fix Campaign, So He Can Win EVEN MORE

Is Donald Trump's new strategy the same as his old strategy? KIND OF!

Hilarious New Jersey Law Requires Lesbians To Bone Guys

Not just in general! But if they want insurance to cover fertility treatments, they have to show they've been banging dudes for 2 years and still haven't gotten pregnant.
This fucking guy

Surprise! ‘Chris Christie Is A Lying Liar Who Lies About Stuff!’ Love, His Staff

UH OH! It looks as though Donald Trump's faithful manservant, Chris Christie, might be in a spot of bother, again!

Trump’s Last New Jersey Casino Is Now Just Another Failure In His Empire of Failures

Another Trump-branded business is going bust, but it's OK because it was just a bad deal.

Wonkagenda: Thursday, 08/04/2016

You get in here and read your newz breif, RIGHT NOW!