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Focus Group Voters Believe John McCain Is A Frail Old Man With Old Fashioned Views

Friday, April 11th, 2008

A foot soldier in the Reagan Revolution of 1812Democratic operatives won’t have to bring up John McCain’s age in the upcoming Presidential campaign — because every American alive already knows that the presumptive Republican nominee is impossibly old, in failing health, and so brain-addled that he thinks proper birth control involves sea sponges and liniment. But will all these factors just remind Americans of Ronald Reagan, America’s last demented old President, and lead to a landslide McCain victory in the fall? MORE »