Tag: never forget

Hey Rudy, do you remember the thousands of Muslims celebrating in New Jersey?

Rudy Giuliani Doesn’t Remember Seeing Hillary Clinton On 9/11. Maybe She Was Flying The Planes!

Rudy Giuliani is sick and tired of Hillary Clinton saying she remembers 9/11. Nobody remembers 9/11 except Rudy Giuliani.
Headless Jesus welcomes you to Heaven, ghost eagle!

Time Again For Wonkette’s Annual Children’s Treasury Of Terrible 9/11 Art

It's our annual collection of bad 9/11 art by bad 9/11 artists

Walmart And Coca Cola Team Up For 2016’s Best 9/11 Tribute!

9/11 turns fifteen this weekend. In honor of this occasion, a Florida Walmart wants you to celebrate the tragedy's Quinceanera with cases of Coca-Cola sugar water. Here's our "synergy" of the week: In an attempt to honor a local firefighters'...
Maybe the Indian is pulling the white man down on him in an act of wanton lust.

New York Villagers Still Love It When White Dudes Choke Native Americans

Surprise, some people did a racism. We told you a story last summer about an idyllic little village in New York called Whitesboro, which is NOT named for all white people, but rather for Hugh White, who founded the...
It's the bloody tears that really make this one work

BREAKING: George Bush Kept Us Even Safer Than We Knew On 9/11!

Bad news for revisionist historians who have decided to Never Forget 9/11 by simply forgetting 9/11. Or saying Bill Clinton did it. Or insisting the first terrorist attack on a president's watch doesn't count. Or all of 'em, Katie. While George Gee Dubya was...

President Obama: Afghanistan War Going So Great, Let’s Never Leave!

Remember how President Obama was going to pull all of our troops out of Afghanistan by the end of 2016, and then we would finally be done Never Forgetting 9/11 by bombing the crap out of Afghans? And, oh yeah, sometimes...
Headless Jesus welcomes you to Heaven, ghost eagle!

Wonkette’s Annual Children’s Treasury Of Terrible 9/11 Art

Every year on this rotten day, we repeat this beloved 9/11 feature, sort of like how A Charlie Brown Christmas plays on the teevee every December. We thought the terrible art herein had been lost forever in the Great...
Never Forget... to be afraid

Time For More Tax Cuts And Trips To Disney World, Cuz 9/11 Is Coming Again Maybe

Hey. Hey you. Yes you, going about your day like it's not the holiest day on the American calendar, practically forgetting to Never Forget. You have pretty much forgotten, haven't you? It was oh so long ago, and besides,...
To be fair, he looks pretty safe there

Never Forget (Except For The Stuff They Wish We’d Forget, Go Ahead And Forget That Stuff)

What is it we're supposed to never forget again? George W. Bush, August 6, 2001: Bush listened to the briefing , Suskind says, then told the CIA briefer: “All right. You’ve covered your ass, now.” George W. Bush, March 13, 2002: just...
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You Need This Sex Toy To Never Forget 9/11

How are you Never Forgetting that today is the 13th anniversary of the worst crime committed on American soil (not counting American history before 2001, but shhhhhh, un-American America-haters, we shall not discuss that)? You could be remembering how it is...

Super Bowl Press Conference Crasher Just Wants NFL To Admit It Did 9/11

Last night, Malcolm Smith of the Colorado Seabirds won the Super-Ball Much Vaunted Person Certificate for his outstanding achievements in hitting, catching, and running. This gave Malcolm Smith something that somebody else wanted. The something was a microphone, and...

Make Sure We Never Forget Coffee Or Benghazi With These Practical And Stylish And Stackable Mugs

As we get closer to the actual day of our Lord's birth -- yeah, we went there! Merry Christmas Jesus Birthday, America! None of this mealy-mouthed "Happy Holidays" for us, dammit -- we've been thinking a lot about what...

Never Forget (Except For The Stuff They Wish We’d Forget, You Can Go Ahead And Forget That Stuff)

What is it we're supposed to never forget again? George W. Bush, August 6, 2001: Bush listened to the briefing , Suskind says, then told the CIA briefer: “All right. You’ve covered your ass, now.” George W. Bush, March 13, 2002: just...

Immigration Reform Could Have Prevented 9/11 or Something

Hello and welcome to "We must now do (name irrelevant thing) to prevent the next Boston Marathon tragedy" week here in America. Fresh from the fine American political tradition that brought you the Iraq War as a nationally-supported response...

Dick Cheney Bombshell: Barack Obama Caused 9/11 By Ignoring All His Daily Briefings

Good 9/11 Day to you, Wonkers, and May We Never Forget! Here is your ritual 9/11 gift, consisting of the retelling of the traditional 9/11 story by the Daily Caller explaining how Barack Obama never bothers with his PDBs...

U.S. Soldiers Changing Hearts & Minds By Urinating On Dead Muslims

Everybody supporting the troops a lot? Here they are "finishing the job," with the primary job being "killing Muslims everywhere" and the finish being "ritually urinating on the bloodied bodies." Afghanistan, the war that keeps on giving! These soldiers...