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Obama To Die Of Syphilis

Monday, April 21st, 2008

Rowr! That’s the bottom half of Friday’s Philadelphia Gay News, the catty publication that once devoted half of its front page to a blank column symbolizing Obama’s fake-love of whiteness, or hatred of the Gays, or something. Obama has gone 1,500+ (million!) days without talking to this gay newspaper and that’s why he has syphilis, the end. [Philadelphia Gay News via Philadelphia Will Do]


Philadelphia’s Gay People HATE Barack Obama

Friday, April 4th, 2008

Ha ha ha, zing times a billion! The Philly gay community and its pwecious newspaper gave Barack Obama a hilarious snub this morning after he declined to sit down for an interview. Look at all that blank space, a symbol of Obama’s virulent homophobia! What is wrong with him? Well Philadelphia magazine interviewed Philadelphia Gay News publisher Mark Segal today to discuss the major front page rejection of Obama, and he said Obama hasn’t talked to the gay press since 2004 — a record among humans! MORE »