Tag: nevada

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Loopy Sharron Angle Will Take Harry Reid’s Senate Seat With Anime Porn: Your Senate Sunday

Nevada's race for the U.S. Senate looks to be a squeaker between two disciplined mainstream candidates. Fortunately, for comic relief, complete goofball Sharron Angle is also running, for the lulz.
Faster faster! They're passing the bill!

Hey, Why Not Use A Horrible Baby Murderer To Scare Everyone About Trans People Pooping?

A Nevada Assembly candidate is attempting to incite transgender restroom panic with a robocall mentioning a notorious murder of a little girl in a casino restroom. Problem is, almost everything in the ad is a lie. Anything to win, right?

Iowa Rep. Steve King Worried Transgenders Will Make Ladies’ Armpits All Gross And Sweaty

He can smell what's coming, and PEE YEW!
This copy of the Constitution came in a box of cereal

Cliven Bundy Lawsuit Against Obama Demands $50 Million, Get Out Of Jail Free Card, And A Pony

Cliven Bundy has filed a massively stupid lawsuit against President Obama, Sen. Harry Reid, and the federal judge in his criminal case. It's good for some laughs if nothing else.

Is That A Dick In Michele Fiore’s Cop Boyfriend’s Pocket, Or Is He Going To Shoot Her?

Our favorite Nevada lawmaker loves the Men in Blue very literally, and would only point a gun at terrorist federal agents.
The Gun Is Good

Some Might Call It Suicide By Cop. Idiot Nevada Lawmaker Michele Fiore Calls It ‘Liberty’

Nevada Assemblywoman, congressional candidate, and all around gunstrumpet Michele Fiore has been thinking long and hard about what freedom means, and what freedom means to her is apparently the inalienable right to get yourself blown away by cops if...

Bundy Buddies Added Dicks To Indian Petroglyphs. Not A Dick Joke Wonkette Can Get Behind

As everyone knows, the Bunditarian Patriot Militia Jamborees of 2014 and 2016 were all about an important principle, namely, the "return" of federal land to "We The People," because the feds are all about stealing The People's land and...
Same clusterfuck time, same clusterfuck channel

Oh, Hey, Bernie Sanders Might Win Nevada Caucus After All, Because Process Is Nuts

<a href="http://wonkette.com/598933/your-post-nevada-post-south-carolina-post-bushpocalypse-caucusprimary-wrapup"></a> You guys probably remember how Bernie Sanders narrowly lost the Nevada Caucus to Hillary Clinton a few weeks back; it was really close, with Hillz getting about 53 percent of the vote and Bernie 47 percent. And...
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At Least Nevada Wingnut Sharron Angle Didn’t Say She Is Nelson Mandela

Perennial Nevada looniebird Sharron Angle, who's pursuing another hilarious run for the U.S. Senate, would like us all to think about the coming metaphorical war for the soul of these United States, and whether we are prepared to fight...

Nevada Dongwhistle Michele Fiore Actually Running For United States Congress, Hooray!

We told you in November that Nevada assembly-lady Michele Fiore, whose boobs are as locked and loaded as her massive gun collection (and she's not afraid to use them!), was threatening to run for Congress. But way back when, it...
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Georgia’s Nifty ‘Religious Freedom’ Law Might Protect KKK’s Sacred Right To Do Klan Stuff

The Georgia state Senate passed an absurdly broad "religious freedom" law Friday on a 38-14 vote, sending a revised version of the bill back to the House, where it is expected to pass as well. Gov. Nathan Deal is...

Here Is Your Daily Affirmation That Republicans Are Dicks

We don't need any reminders that Republicans are the worst. Like, ever again. Seriously, we are all good with this lifetime supply already. Sadly, that doesn't stop them from jumping up and down and waving their hands in the air...

Marco Rubio Soars To Triumphant Not Last Place In Nevada, Donald Trump Does OK Too

Tuesday was an exciting night for Donald Trump, who stomped all over his Republican competitors in the Nevada caucuses with his patented gold-plated shit-kickers. He won approximately 5017 percent of the vote (or 45.9 percent, if you're a nerd...

Spoiler: Jeb Bush Does Not Win Nevada

We are on the edge of our poker table stools, sipping our complimentary well drinks and wondering who (Donald Trump) will win the Republican caucuses in Nevada this evening. Will it be Donald Trump? (Yes.) Or will it be...
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Who Would Donald Trump Like To Punch In The Face Today?

Donald Trump, the man who's working hard to make hyperbole redundant, is at it again. At a rally in Las Vegas Monday, the short-fingered fascist wannabe expressed disappointment at the climate of political correctness that won't allow him to...

Zombie Ronald Reagan Tells Republicans To Do Their Job

Who doesn't love the smell of Dead Reagan in the morning? Especially when he is trolling Republicans from the great beyond: The time is now right to join together in a bipartisan effort to fulfill our constitutional obligation of restoring...