Tag: nevada

Father Forgive them, for they are dumb as fuck like whoa.

Trump Might Send 100,000 National Guard Troops To Round Up Illegal Mexicans. Totally Normal.

Hey, know who ELSE rounded up lots of people?

Democrats Throw Pajama Party To Bitch About How Much They Hate This Chick ‘Betsy DeVos’

How much does Betsy DeVos suck? The Democrats decided to spend 24 hours reminding everybody how much.

America Didn’t Want All That Pretty Federal Land Anyway. Thanks, House GOP!

Nature: What is it good for?
STAY OFF HER NAKEDNESS AREA, YOU TRANSGENDERS.

Elegant Gentlewoman Michele Fiore To Bring Guns, Boobs To Las Vegas City Council Race

Our second-favorite one-L Michele is planning a triumphant return to Nevada politics!

It’s Your Super Duper Mega-Nice 2016 Ultimate Nice Time Compendium!

We could all use some Nice Time about now. Here, have a whole lot of it.

Obama Designates Two New National Monuments. Normal, Non-Jerk People Think This Is Great!

Wednesday was a very good day for protection of the West's endangered places.
Not. Overcompensating.

Nice Time! Trump Beaten By Union Maids In Vegas Hotel Labor Fight

Can't scare them, they're sticking with the union!

Maine Elector Ready To Throw Electoral College To Bernie Sanders, Hooray!

Not quite the rogue electoral college move we were expecting.
what a drag it is getting sold

A Lot Of Americans Making Black Friday Green With Trips To Pot Stores. While Others…

Black Friday funtimes (and just a couple of deaths) hooray!

Meet Your (Mostly Female, Minority, Democrat) New Kids On The Block: Your Last Senate Sunday!

Hope the cool kids will let them sit down in the cafeteria. Oh. Some of them ARE the cool kids.

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What do you people want from me? Leadership? Pffft.

Donald Trump Will Raise Money For Republicans Just As Soon As He Figures Out How That Benefits Him

Donald Trump doesn't see why he should hold fundraisers for the GOP anymore. What have they ever done for him?
Also, they're not so crazy about his followers

Trump Tells Roomful Of Nevadans They Say ‘Nevada’ Wrong, Because Why Not At This Point?

Donald Trump isn't your "typical politician" in much the same way that an empty beer can smooshed between two mummified rats isn't your "typical sandwich." This beer-can-between-rats quality was again on display at a campaign stop in Reno, Nevada, Wednesday night, when...
No one will be able to read them, anyway.

Wonkagenda: Thursday, October 6, 2016

You get in here and read your news brief, RIGHT NOW!

Wonkagenda: Friday, August 26, 2016

You get in here and read your news brief, RIGHT NOW!
STAY OFF HER NAKEDNESS AREA, YOU TRANSGENDERS.

Hilarious Ladies Sharron Angle, Michele Fiore Both Lose Nevada Primaries. Wonkette Bereft.

Two perennial loons of Nevada politics saw their ambitions for national office thwarted Tuesday. Let's pour out a 40 for the political careers of Michele Fiore and Sharron Angle.