Tag: nevada

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A Lot Of Americans Making Black Friday Green With Trips To Pot Stores. While Others…

Black Friday funtimes (and just a couple of deaths) hooray!

Meet Your (Mostly Female, Minority, Democrat) New Kids On The Block: Your Last Senate Sunday!

Hope the cool kids will let them sit down in the cafeteria. Oh. Some of them ARE the cool kids.

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What do you people want from me? Leadership? Pffft.

Donald Trump Will Raise Money For Republicans Just As Soon As He Figures Out How That Benefits Him

Donald Trump doesn't see why he should hold fundraisers for the GOP anymore. What have they ever done for him?
Also, they're not so crazy about his followers

Trump Tells Roomful Of Nevadans They Say ‘Nevada’ Wrong, Because Why Not At This Point?

Donald Trump isn't your "typical politician" in much the same way that an empty beer can smooshed between two mummified rats isn't your "typical sandwich." This beer-can-between-rats quality was again on display at a campaign stop in Reno, Nevada, Wednesday night, when...
No one will be able to read them, anyway.

Wonkagenda: Thursday, October 6, 2016

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Wonkagenda: Friday, August 26, 2016

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STAY OFF HER NAKEDNESS AREA, YOU TRANSGENDERS.

Hilarious Ladies Sharron Angle, Michele Fiore Both Lose Nevada Primaries. Wonkette Bereft.

Two perennial loons of Nevada politics saw their ambitions for national office thwarted Tuesday. Let's pour out a 40 for the political careers of Michele Fiore and Sharron Angle.
What, you'd rather see a photo of Sharron Angle?

Loopy Sharron Angle Will Take Harry Reid’s Senate Seat With Anime Porn: Your Senate Sunday

Nevada's race for the U.S. Senate looks to be a squeaker between two disciplined mainstream candidates. Fortunately, for comic relief, complete goofball Sharron Angle is also running, for the lulz.
Faster faster! They're passing the bill!

Hey, Why Not Use A Horrible Baby Murderer To Scare Everyone About Trans People Pooping?

A Nevada Assembly candidate is attempting to incite transgender restroom panic with a robocall mentioning a notorious murder of a little girl in a casino restroom. Problem is, almost everything in the ad is a lie. Anything to win, right?

Iowa Rep. Steve King Worried Transgenders Will Make Ladies’ Armpits All Gross And Sweaty

He can smell what's coming, and PEE YEW!
This copy of the Constitution came in a box of cereal

Cliven Bundy Lawsuit Against Obama Demands $50 Million, Get Out Of Jail Free Card, And A Pony

Cliven Bundy has filed a massively stupid lawsuit against President Obama, Sen. Harry Reid, and the federal judge in his criminal case. It's good for some laughs if nothing else.

Is That A Dick In Michele Fiore’s Cop Boyfriend’s Pocket, Or Is He Going To Shoot Her?

Our favorite Nevada lawmaker loves the Men in Blue very literally, and would only point a gun at terrorist federal agents.
The Gun Is Good

Some Might Call It Suicide By Cop. Idiot Nevada Lawmaker Michele Fiore Calls It ‘Liberty’

Nevada Assemblywoman, congressional candidate, and all around gunstrumpet Michele Fiore has been thinking long and hard about what freedom means, and what freedom means to her is apparently the inalienable right to get yourself blown away by cops if...

Bundy Buddies Added Dicks To Indian Petroglyphs. Not A Dick Joke Wonkette Can Get Behind

As everyone knows, the Bunditarian Patriot Militia Jamborees of 2014 and 2016 were all about an important principle, namely, the "return" of federal land to "We The People," because the feds are all about stealing The People's land and...
Same clusterfuck time, same clusterfuck channel

Oh, Hey, Bernie Sanders Might Win Nevada Caucus After All, Because Process Is Nuts

<a href="http://wonkette.com/598933/your-post-nevada-post-south-carolina-post-bushpocalypse-caucusprimary-wrapup"></a> You guys probably remember how Bernie Sanders narrowly lost the Nevada Caucus to Hillary Clinton a few weeks back; it was really close, with Hillz getting about 53 percent of the vote and Bernie 47 percent. And...