Tag Archives: nevada

  Nailed!

Obvious Gay Hooker Service Raided For Being Obvious Gay Hooker Service

Did anyone order a COMPANION?
Did anyone order a NONSEXUAL COMPANION? Being a gay hooker is illegal in U.S. America, except for in parts of Nevada or whatever. It’s not the “gay” part that’s illegal, otherwise we’d all be outlaws! We’re not here to debate whether hooking should be legalized or not, and we’re neither here to shame sex workers nor say anything particularly nice about them either. Let’s just all agree they exist! Read more on Obvious Gay Hooker Service Raided For Being Obvious Gay Hooker Service…
  Almost Visible

Donald Trump Googles This Martin O’Malley Fellow, Decides He’s A Weak Loser

Rachel Maddow thinks it looks like a giant tacky knife hilt stabbed into the desert. Good call.
Rachel Maddow thinks it looks like a giant tacky knife hilt stabbed into the desert. Good call. Hey, remember that Martin O’Malley guy who is actually running for president? (Yes, as a Democrat.) He did a fairly smart thing Wednesday, seeing as how if you want to do well in the Democratic caucuses in Nevada, you want to get in good with the hotel unions, especially the Culinary Workers Union, which was key to Barack Obama winning against Hillary Clinton in the 2008 caucuses. And that’s why Martin O’Malley went to join a demonstration by the Culinary Workers who are trying to organize Donald Trump’s big ugly not-even-on-the-strip Trump International Hotel, which, despite being in Las Vegas, is really not very classy at all, especially if you consider that time in 2012 when the Health Department briefly shut down its steakhouse for being full of YOOGE bacterial colonies. Probably because there weren’t union workers to do stuff right, we’d bet. Besides, who needs a union when you can just bring in Mexicans? Read more on Donald Trump Googles This Martin O’Malley Fellow, Decides He’s A Weak Loser…
  that's definitely not racial transcendence

Jeb Bush Talked To Black People, Says They Mattered, He Can Be President Now?

Is me the president I have been waiting for?
What is it this time? Uh-oh spaghetti-o, what did Jeb Bush do this time? Did he make a sexism? A racism? A Iraq? No! He did a racial outreach whatwhosit thing, by talking to some black folk, you know, about black folk things, yay for Jeb, clap clap clap! Read more on Jeb Bush Talked To Black People, Says They Mattered, He Can Be President Now?…
  Unless you are a boy or a transgender!

Nevada Rep. Michele Fiore Has Girl Parts On Her Nakedness Area, And So Should You!

STAY OFF HER NAKEDNESS AREA, YOU TRANSGENDERS.
STAY OFF HER NAKEDNESS AREA, YOU TRANSGENDERS. Nevada Assemblywoman Michele Fiore is always reliable when you want a, shall we say, UNIQUE take on the events of the day. Like, remember that time she figured out how to end sex trafficking for all of time, by getting all the local pimps fixed? Well, she’s got balls on the brain again, specifically the transgender kind, because she’s real worried she’s going to go into the locker room at the gym someday and come face to face with a transgender lady what still has male parts, and she will have to look at a penis, and the penis-haver will have to look at her vagina, and there they will stand, staring at each others’ genitals, having completely forgotten to take a shower. Read more on Nevada Rep. Michele Fiore Has Girl Parts On Her Nakedness Area, And So Should You!…
  Did Anyone Buy Crab With An EBT Card? Then It's Not Fraud

Nevada Wingnut Rep. Michele Fiore Stoled All The Money From Medicaid, Maybe

STAY OFF HER NAKEDNESS AREA, YOU TRANSGENDERS.
Our new favorite One-L Michele in politics, Nevada Assemblywoman Michele Fiore, is one tough opponent of Big Government. She’s against wasteful government entitlements like Medicaid and voted against expanding it in Nevada, of course. On the other hand, she’s also an entrepreneur who runs a couple of home healthcare businesses, “Always There 4 You” and “Always There Personal Care,” which have received roughly $6 million in Medicaid funding over the past five years, which is not Big Government at all, but rather, the fruits of her own hard work. And just to prove that she opposes the heavy hand of government regulation, Fiore is now facing the possible loss of her operating license because she refuses to let state inspectors review her records. Not to mention a whole bunch of IRS liens filed against her for refusing to pass on her employees’ withheld pay to the taxman. And yes, of course she’s the victim here. Read more on Nevada Wingnut Rep. Michele Fiore Stoled All The Money From Medicaid, Maybe…
  No ho diddly for you!

Nevada’s Bunny Ranch: Stay Away From Our Nice Hooker Sex Ladies, Josh Duggar!

Nope, Josh Duggar can't have those either.
It’s funny how nobody wants Josh Duggar around anymore, all because a couple police reports, probably concoctions of the lamestream media, say he molested four of his sisters and a babysitter back in the day. The latest place Duggar is persona non grata is the very famous Moonlite Bunny Ranch outside Carson City, Nevada, which has issued a press release saying SORRY JOSH, but your diddle-fingers are just TOO GROSS for our ladies of the night. Read more on Nevada’s Bunny Ranch: Stay Away From Our Nice Hooker Sex Ladies, Josh Duggar!…
  Oh That's Real Mature

Wingnut Rep. Cussin’ Folks Out For Mocking Her Bill To Kick Feds Out Of Nevada

How can she lose when she's so patriotic?
    Well, heck, liberty-lovers, guess it’s time to pour one out for Freedom in America, as the last best hope for state sovereignty went down to a big defeat in the Nevada legislature, despite the efforts of our new favorite one-L wingnut, Assemblywoman Michele Fiore, who tried so hard to help Great American welfare rancher Cliven Bundy achieve his dream of a Nevada where the federal government can’t own land. And to top it off, Fiore, who sponsored the bill to kick the federal government out of Nevada, had herself a first-rate meltdown on the floor of the Assembly when fellow Republican Chris Edwards had the temerity to suggest, during debate of the bill, that even if it passed, it would be the subject of expensive lawsuits that taxpayers would have to pay to defend, and then Fiore would be a laughingstock. We mean more of a laughingstock. Read more on Wingnut Rep. Cussin’ Folks Out For Mocking Her Bill To Kick Feds Out Of Nevada…
  BYO Constitution

Happy Bundyversary, America! Come On Down To Bundyland For BundyPalooza 2015!

2114's hottest hobby: Bundy Ranch standoff re-enactments
Wow, can you believe it’s been a whole year since the Great Big Freedom Standoff between a welfare rancher, his militia pals, and the Tyrannical Federal Government that wanted to take away all his cow friends because he never paid a penny of grazing fees after 1993? After, all, Cliven Bundy was just a simple rancher/entrepreneur peacefully grazing his cattle on federal land that was kinda-sorta near land that his family had settled since forever, or at least since 1948. So to celebrate the one year anniversary of the Greatest Freedom Standoff since Waco, the Bundy family is having a hootenanny, and everyone’s invited! And thanks to the brave redacted Wonkette tipster who forwarded the email to us, we’re excited to share the invite with all of you Liberty-Loving Loons, too! Read more on Happy Bundyversary, America! Come On Down To Bundyland For BundyPalooza 2015!…
  What happens at your retirement party stays at your retirement party

Harry Reid Invited To Celebrate Retirement With Hookers, Will Have To Bring His Own Blow

Sen. Harry 'The Stud' Reid
Go for it, Harry. Go out with a bang: A brothel in Nevada has offered to host U.S. Senate Democratic leader Harry Reid’s retirement party to thank him for efforts during his more than three decades in the U.S. Congress it says have “positively affected” the lives of legal sex workers in the state. Read more on Harry Reid Invited To Celebrate Retirement With Hookers, Will Have To Bring His Own Blow…
  so long farewell

Harry Reid Retiring To Let Someone Else Lead Senate Democrats To Defeat For A Change

Sooooooooo mean!
After insisting that he would absolutely seek re-election in 2016, Senate Minority Leader Harry Reid released a video and statement reminding us, in case we’d forgotten, that he used to be an amateur boxer — oh, and also, he will not seek re-election after all. Read more on Harry Reid Retiring To Let Someone Else Lead Senate Democrats To Defeat For A Change…
  load up on guns and bring your friends

Hot Nevada Ass-Kicking Chick Will Help Bundys Murder Federal Government. Again.

Who's the greater victim: Cliven Bundy or George Zimmerman?
It’s Wingnut Reunion time! Welfare Rancher Cliven Bundy’s family and their biggest fan in the Nevada Assembly, Michele “Guns Solve Everything” Fiore, are teaming up in support of a stupid bill that Fiore has introduced, for FREEDOM. You see, since the Tyrants in Washington kept persecuting poor ol’ Cliven for grazing his cattle on land that the feds claim they own, Fiore and 14 other Republican Constitutional scholars in the Nevada Assembly will solve that problem by just plain banning the federal government from owning land in the Great State of Nevada. Read more on Hot Nevada Ass-Kicking Chick Will Help Bundys Murder Federal Government. Again….
  the preferred nomenclature is "african-american"

Michele Fiore: The Coloreds Go To College Now So Stop Playing The Race Card

Big hair, tight shirt, gotta to get you off of my mind...
Sweet Yahweh of comedy, allow us to thank you for the gift of Michele Fiore, Nevada Assemblywoman and advocate for the most worthless cure for cancer short of prayer. Fiore has already graced us with her views on the federal government and arming co-eds. (For a fun party game, guess which one she opposes and which one she favors.) This week she waded into the debate over voter ID laws, because even the looniest state legislators still get to participate in the legislative process. Hooray for democracy! Read more on Michele Fiore: The Coloreds Go To College Now So Stop Playing The Race Card…
  Teach Your Children To Shoot Well

Oppressed Gun Fondlers Not Allowed To Be Foster Parents, This Shall Not Stand!

Oh, we get it! 'Permitted' -- like a gun permit! It is a pune, or play on words!
You know who has the toughest time of all in modern America? Patriotic gunhumpers, that’s who. Bad enough that the police threaten them by standing around nearby when they march around in front of public schools playing Open Carry Hero and screaming at the cops. Now we learn that, in the socialist commie state of Nevada, at least, you can be excluded from the pool of potential foster parents simply because you Love America enough to have a concealed weapon permit. Read more on Oppressed Gun Fondlers Not Allowed To Be Foster Parents, This Shall Not Stand!…
  Baking soda has so many uses!

Idiot Nevada Rep Lady Will Wash That Cancer Right Outta Your Hair

We have absolutely no patience for dumb people who have special braindead ideas about how to cure cancer or AIDS or stubbed toes or anything else, so let us throw to the wolves (YOU, rabid Wonkette commenters!) Nevada Assemblywoman Michele Fiore, because she is a dumb dick, if there ever was a template for “dumb dick,” like if Mavis Beacon was trying to teach you how to type “dumb dick,” it would involve typing the letters of Fiore’s name over and over until you get it right, KEEP PRACTICING, YOU WILL GET IT: Read more on Idiot Nevada Rep Lady Will Wash That Cancer Right Outta Your Hair…
  intramural frisbee golf just got more exciting

Nevada Bill Will Solve Rape, Let All Co-Eds Shoot Everyone, What Could Go Wrong?

Where could she even be hiding a gun?
Ah, college. That heady brew of drinking, parties, hormones, Marxist indoctrination, drugs, late nights, not enough sleep, political correctness, overblown drama, and more hormones. You know what might spice it up even more? Allowing students to carry guns on campus. Because when you can arm immature monsters who drink like fish and have poor impulse control, you have to do it. Read more on Nevada Bill Will Solve Rape, Let All Co-Eds Shoot Everyone, What Could Go Wrong?…
 

Judge To Obama: Stop Letting In All Those Immigrants Who Are Already Here!

Screw you, huddled masses
Wednesday was supposed to be the day President Obama officially rolled out the Kenyan welcome mat for all them illegals who’ve already snuck across our border to infect us with diseases and their strange foreign languages. But oh no, you can un-unfurl that Hispanic flag over the White House, Mr. Thinks He’s So President, because United States District Judge Andrew S. Hanen has put a stop to that nonsense, at least for now. Read more on Judge To Obama: Stop Letting In All Those Immigrants Who Are Already Here!…