Wi nøt trei a høliday in Sweden this yër?
More importantly, what the hell is her problem?
Today we learned 'They Live' is really about the international Jewish conspiracy. Sure, why not?
Buncha Nazis screaming at each other on Twitter about who's taking who to the prom.
It was a disappointing first night of Hanukkah for Donald Trump's neo-Nazi supporters, the poor dears.
Because sure, why not!
And don't even get them STARTED on Spock!
You, too, can have your very own Eva Braun just by following these handy relationship tips!
He was being totally Not Racist when he said only landowners should be able to vote. HONEST!
'The people have spoke. No more free habdouts!' Who are we to disagree?
Donald Trump's pervy sex novel, Bernie Sanders burns big pharma, and a Texas A.G. learns all about Twitter. Your Morning News Brief!
A robocall going out to Utah voters says independent candidate Evan McMullin has two lesbians for mommies and likes men in the sexual way!
Suuuuuure he will. Remember how Trump pussed out when he was face-to-face with the president of Mexico?
If Charlie Rangel could say 'cracker,' why can't white people say the N-word? TRUMP SENSED A DOUBLE STANDARD!
That boy's not that bright, and he might be a giant bigot too!
Hillary also teaching America about the pathetic 'alt-right' movement. Enjoy your moment in the spotlight, idiots!