ANOTHER government shutdown, Russian hookers, MORE secret memos, and Caligula Orgies. Your morning news brief!
Rupert Murdoch's ex-wife Wendi Deng might be a Chinese spy, the White House is surrounding Trump with muscle to keep him from dealmaking on DACA, and Steve Bannon testifies! Your morning news brief!
There were many good newses that we couldn't get to this year.
Shut up, Steve Bannon IS TOO a genius. Look at this cute lil' Nazi he found to run against Paul Ryan.
Santa Mueller has a present for Paul Manafort, Trump's cabinet is hiding from the press, and Mike Huckabee goes to the movies. Your morning news brief.
Trump dumps the UN, Democrats gear up for 2018, and Ivanka's money laundering problem. Your morning news brief.
GOP readies its super rich tax cut, the FCC tries to kill net neutrality, and Omarosa is You're Fired (again). Your morning news brief.
Trump endorses a pedophile, Republican senators say stuff about poor people VERY OUT LOUD, and Billy Bush calls bullshit. Your morning news brief.
Everyone is pissseed at Al Franken, Democrats get high hopes, AND MORE!
THE DOSSIER gets spicey, Trump U. is back, and Steve Mnuchin has a cash problem. Your morning news brief.
How could Hannity just kill a Keurig, Republicans are trying to push the Trump/Ryan tax cut (for the super rich only), and the NSA's hacker problem. Your morning news brief.
How bad is the GOP tax plan, Carter Page calls Jeff Sessions a liar, and Robert Mercer tries to run from Breitbart. Your morning news brief.
Huh! Bet you didn't know Steve Bannon was such a virtue-signalling SJW cuck!
No beer for Nazis!
ANGRY JOHN MCCAIN IS ANGRY.
Trump is ready to explode, California's burning to the sea, and ESPN shits the bed (again). Your morning news brief.