Trump endorses a pedophile, Republican senators say stuff about poor people VERY OUT LOUD, and Billy Bush calls bullshit. Your morning news brief.
Everyone is pissseed at Al Franken, Democrats get high hopes, AND MORE!
THE DOSSIER gets spicey, Trump U. is back, and Steve Mnuchin has a cash problem. Your morning news brief.
How could Hannity just kill a Keurig, Republicans are trying to push the Trump/Ryan tax cut (for the super rich only), and the NSA's hacker problem. Your morning news brief.
How bad is the GOP tax plan, Carter Page calls Jeff Sessions a liar, and Robert Mercer tries to run from Breitbart. Your morning news brief.
Huh! Bet you didn't know Steve Bannon was such a virtue-signalling SJW cuck!
No beer for Nazis!
ANGRY JOHN MCCAIN IS ANGRY.
Trump is ready to explode, California's burning to the sea, and ESPN shits the bed (again). Your morning news brief.
Please sue us Breitbart.
Time for a good old-fashioned game of whack-a-troll.
The Daily Stormer has a style guide for writing just like Andrew Anglin, and oh boy is it something.
This scathing criticism from 2004 will surely put us in our place!
We've got a full menu of morons, morans, and maroons today. And have you considered Alex Jones's contributions to serious journalism?
Weep for the white Christian Trump supporters, for they are being OPPRESSED.