Posts Tagged ‘neiman marcus’

Illegal Robots, Illegal Bra Cash, Illegal Sunshine

Wednesday, October 29th, 2008

In the 90s, McCain gave thousands of dollars of Neiman Marcus gift certificates to fashion terrorist Rashid Khalidi. [Ezra Klein]
This Mass. state senator accepted bribes from a swanky European-style discotheque called “Dejavu” in exchange for getting them a liquor license. Naturally, there are hotpixxx of her stuffing $1000 of this illicit ca$h into her bra. [TPMMuckraker]
John McCain will be President if it rains on Election Day, as no one except Cindy McCain can afford an umbrella. And nor should they! Here are your Five Day Forecasts. [Marc Ambinder/Weather.com]
Look at this Soviet robot, engineered by ACORN and armed with deceptively low-budget appendages that are designed to cast Communist Party ballots in the names of hundreds of illegal fictional homeless people. [Ben Smith]
In Muslim Kindergarden, Barack Obama forced other children to play with his dumb Karl Marx sex dolls. [HuffPost]

Wednesday, October 22nd, 2008

McCain’s wife-swapping stunt: Will it work? [Princess Sparkle Pony]
Add $13 thousand in makeup per month—a sum that could buy several, if not many, lipsticks—to Sarah Palin’s $700 billion fashion bailout. [The Sleuth]
White supremacists are getting so bored of all their Nazi regalia, which means the RNC should give them $150k to go to Neiman’s too. [Fresh Intelligence]
Al-Qaeda says it will support J. Hussein McCain in the election and hinted that there might be Terror (or allusions to such) to help him win. [Matthew Yglesias]
Well, well look who’s suddenly so particular about the intended meanings of words corresponding to their usage! It’s Palin! She hates the name “Trooper-Gate” and would prefer that you refer to her gross abuses of power by their Christian name: “Taser-Gate.” [The Caucus]
Your teevee can tell all your despicable partisan biases based on whether you like that show about the monster trucks jumping over sharks or that show about how ice storms prevent men from driving monster trucks on fishing trips. [Top of the Ticket]