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Confused Republican Senator Continues To Insist He’s President of America

Still not the president
A certain newbie senator is still running his mouth off about how he is not going to allow the president to act in his authority as president because he’s suffering the delusion that “freshman senator” is the most powerful gig in government: Read more on Confused Republican Senator Continues To Insist He’s President of America…
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Wild-Eyed Socialists At Daily Caller Want To Guillotine Michelle Obama’s Dogs For Crimes Against Proletariat

The Daily Caller’s resident Speaker of Truth to Black Power and professional troll Neil Munro just wants you to know how outrageous it is that the Obamas have dogs and nice things: Poverty and unemployment are at near-record levels, the economy is stalled, and a record 47 million Americans are on food stamps, yet aides for first lady Michelle Obama’s tweeted out a picture of her two dogs apparently dining at a table laid with crystal and china. “Bone appétit!,” the aides added to the insensitive tweet, using the language of France’s queen Marie Antoinette, who was executed by radicals in 1793. Couple-few things here, big guy: First off, this is a photo of the doggies sitting at a table with no food on the plates. After the picture was snapped, we are going to guess that they were told to get down off the furniture, a command Mr. Munro may be familiar with. Secondly, of the things Marie Antoinette is famous for saying, “Bon appétit” is not exactly a “quote,” unless you go around saying, “As Ronald Reagan so eloquently put it, ‘Good morning.'” Besides, she’s obviously quoting American spy hero Julia Child (also, save the livers). Gosh, is there any reason the FLOTUS might have used “the language of France’s queen” yesterday? Can’t think of a one. And third of all, we have it on good authority that Marie Antoinette never punned. Read more on Wild-Eyed Socialists At Daily Caller Want To Guillotine Michelle Obama’s Dogs For Crimes Against Proletariat…
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First Black President Thinks He Is Rosa Parks Of Presidenting, What A Dumb Jerk

Obama For America, the campaign organization thingy that is in charge of Prezzy Obezzy’s twitter feed for some unknown reason, has sent out a VERY OFFENSIVE TWEET “honoring” Rosa Parks by making it alllll about the first black president. Why would Rosa Parks have cared fuck-all about a black man becoming president, when she had more important things to do like make sure her bus was on time to get her to her “job” yelling at white people? Way to make the breaking of an important racial barrier all about you, fake Barack Obama twitter! Read more on First Black President Thinks He Is Rosa Parks Of Presidenting, What A Dumb Jerk…
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Professor Barack Obama’s Outrageous ‘Get Your Butts Back To Work’ Speech Divisive, Hurtful, Professor-y

OMG you guys, this Professor Barack Q. Obama Esquire, PhD., is just so mean, and professory, the way he’s lecturing and rubbing Republicans’ faces in their loss of the 2013 Government Shutdown Bowl. The partisan rhetoric was just overwhelmingly cruel, as the Tyrant told Republicans: “You don’t like a particular policy or a particular president? Then argue for your position. Go out there win an election… Push to change it. But don’t break it. Don’t break what our predecessors spent over two centuries building. That’s not being faithful to what this country’s about.” What’s worse, now he’s talking about passing a budget, immigration, and a farm bill, as if it’s Congress’s job to pass legislation, rather than to repeal it. Did this man even pass high-school civics in whatever Pakistani madrassa he attended? Read more on Professor Barack Obama’s Outrageous ‘Get Your Butts Back To Work’ Speech Divisive, Hurtful, Professor-y…
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Joe ‘You Lie!’ Wilson Books Flight To Israel To Have Fun Debate With American President, Apparently

Israel’s most hated enemy/most Jewishest president yet Barack Obama is in the Holy Land today, and somebody went all Code Pink on him (we assume; the protester must have been an anti-drone civil libertarian, right? Right? Because conservatives all have impeccable manners and Respect for the Office of the Presidency and would never be so vulgar). What is weird about this video is that the audience did not drown out the heckler by chanting USA! USA! which is obviously how you drown out a heckler. Instead, they just drowned him out by clapping. Lame, Israel. Whatever. OH WAIT, that is the wrong video, we regret the error. Read more on Joe ‘You Lie!’ Wilson Books Flight To Israel To Have Fun Debate With American President, Apparently…
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Daily Caller Complains White House Twitter Feed Keeps Reminding Them Who Is In The White House

Lest anyone get the idea that the Daily Caller is just a teensy bit racist, they would like you to know that they actually care more about Factual History than certain Presidents of the United States do. For instance, did you know that the Daily Caller’s Neil Munro is very protective of the legacy and reputation of Rosa Parks? It’s true! Saturday was the 57th anniversary of Parks’ refusal to give up her seat to a white bus passenger, and the Daily Caller’s Neil Munro is quite indignant that the White House marked the anniversary by tweeting a photo of Barack Obama sitting in that very bus (from a visit to the Henry Ford Museum back in April). Well, The Daily Caller’s Neil Munro was not going to stand for such an insult to the memory of a revered Civil Rights leader (who is also conveniently dead now), although they also couldn’t be bothered to actually subtract “1955” from “2012,” either: The White House used a tweeted picture of President Barack Obama to mark the 55th anniversary of Rosa Parks’ bus protest in Montgomery, Ala, on Saturday… The White House did not send out a picture of Rosa Parks… Read more on Daily Caller Complains White House Twitter Feed Keeps Reminding Them Who Is In The White House…
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Pollster’s Mean Questions Make Big Tough Conservatives Weep

Public Policy Polling has separated itself from the other polling outfits through one simple trick: Its polls include weird questions. It’s how we found out, for example, that God had a 52-percent approval rating last year, and that only 19 percent of GOP voters polled believed Obama was going to heaven. They are not questions of any dire importance, which is why it’s easy to chuckle at the results and move on to the ones that actually tell us real things. But this time … this time Dean Debnam and company have gone a bridge too far: They asked 979 likely Wisconsin voters how they felt about “conservative media figures.” Bias! Outrage! Somebody have a freakout! Read more on Pollster’s Mean Questions Make Big Tough Conservatives Weep…
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Brave Daily Caller Muckraker Exercises His Freedom To Troll

Well, Ol’ Barry Obama went out to the Rose Garden to speechify his new plan to kill all white children and let Mexican children have their homes, and then this guy, Neil Munro of Tucker Carlson’s treasured Daily Caller, interrupts him to start babbling something. Obama hates this person but responds anyway. Now people are all yelling at the Daily Caller for its classlessness, how this will hurt its “reputation,” etc. etc. Oh, please. This was a great PR thing that Tucker Carlson did for his little website and your ethical rebukes will only make him happier. Pure bad faith, baby, that’s how we roll in the Greatest Country In The History Of The World these days. Read more on Brave Daily Caller Muckraker Exercises His Freedom To Troll…