Tag: neighbors

Guess we really WILL have to bomb Agrabah now.

Old Wisconsin Lady Can’t Sleep, What With ISIS Having Rough Sex Next Door

We've all had THOSE neighbors. You've taken your night time sleepytime medicine, you're flipping the clicker back and forth between Lawrence Welk reruns and the Home Shopping Network, and you're ready to dream about doing the Charleston with visiting...
Those are some gay-ass jars.

Badass Baltimore Lady Will Make Yard ‘Relentlessly Gay’ As She Wants, Thanks

Here is a joyful story to distract everyone from all the sad murder for a moment! A lady in Baltimore named Julie Baker got the above note from some asshole fundamentalist Christian who lives in her neighborhood and is...

Solange Beats Up Jay-Z, Donald Trump Is Sad, And All The TV You Can Handle In These Happy Links

Let's get ready to Happy! We do not feel good about Solange literally trying to kick Jay-Z's ass, because we cannot handle any discord in the Knowles clan. John Oliver reminded us that it is blindingly stupid that one in four...

Ann Romney Not Worrying Her Beautiful Mind About Neighbors’ Unhappiness With Grotesque Beach Mansion

In her quest to build a modest 11,000-square-foot cottage not in anyone's way at all right there on that public beach, Ann Romney is starting to sound a little like America's most favoritest belovedest totally great lady, one Barbara...

Things We Learned From Our Neighbor Last Night, About ‘The Jews’

The Jews funded WWI so they could spread out. The Jews took advantage of Germany and took all its wealth and if they hadn't, how would one maniac be able to convince an entire country to kill them? We wouldn't have...

Texas Patriot Lynches Obama Chair

If lynches were wishes, the president would be white. A nice patriotic fella down in Austin, Texas, has taken to protesting our Kenyan usurper president in the most calm and rational way possible: lynching an empty chair. Via Katherine Haenschen: I...

Christine O’Donnell’s Ex-Neighbors Wish She Didn’t Have Sex So Loudly

According to people who used to be Christine O'Donnell's neighbors, she was sort of odd but nice, perhaps as one would expect. "She would lounge on her front porch in her pajamas some weekends, smoking cigars and drinking wine...

John McCain Solicits Creepy Videos Of Your Neighbors

Here is John McCain's campaign manager, Rick Davis, looking into a camera and going cross-eyed with the effort of reading off some cue cards. He wants you to know that John McCain is holding a contest, in which you...

Mark Penn Ruins Georgetown