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BAD DRIVERS

Orrin Hatch Keeps Running Over Pedestrians

Thursday, June 11th, 2009

He will gladly run your ass over.United States senators have all sorts of fun pastimes. Some of them enjoy innocent diaper-play with prostitutes, while others hold drunken poolside orgies that feature potato-less potato salad. Senator Orrin Hatch, Republican of Utah and known vehicular menace, prefers a more sedate form of diversion: gently running over pedestrians, in the rain. MORE »