This is, as Neal Horsley puts it on YouTube, a “version of the old John Fogerty song,” but about killin’ babies. (The original was about fuckin’ mules.) What comes out sounds kind of like a Woody Guthrie song, but without the cleverness, so it is in fact not like a Woody Guthrie song at all. [YouTube]

Georgia gubernatorial candidate Neal Horsley, a.k.a. “The One,” wants to secede from America because of the liberals. This charming fellow made headlines a few years ago when he got into an argument with Alan Colmes, who simply couldn’t understand why Horsley would fuck the shit out of mules. (”Welcome to domestic life on the farm… If it’s warm and it’s damp and it vibrates, you might in fact have sex with it.”) And now, in an interview with Raw Story Dylan Otto Krider, Horsley says he would kill his son in a secessionist rebellion, because hey, WAR IS HELL (and also he almost killed him once before in a dumb argument, ha). MORE »