Tag: nbc

Devin Nunes Won’t Show His Work. Wonkagenda For Tues., Jan. 23, 2018

Shithole Shutdown splashes over everyone, Devin Nunes is trying to hide his paperwork, and net neutrality takes a couple steps forward. Your morning news brief.
He gets cranky if there's no pudding

The 68,423 Most Fucked Up Quotes In Michael Wolff’s Trump Book That AREN’T About Steve Bannon

Bet Donald Trump's button is feeling pretty small today.

Carter Page, We Found You A Girlfriend

Russian lawyer Natalia Veselnitskaya's testimony to the Senate Judiciary Committee is HOO BOY.

GAME CHANGE: Mark Halperin Can’t Stop Rubbing His Gross Penis On Women, Allegedly!

That guy always creeped us out, but we thought it was because of his hacky, stupid 'analysis.'

The Odd Couple. Wonkagenda For Tues. Oct. 17, 2017

Trump and McConnell's dysfunctional marriage, Puerto Ricans still struggling to survive, and John McCain tells Steve Bannon to suck it. Your morning news brief!

Trump Thinks Puerto Rico Has Been Mollycoddled Enough. Wonkagenda For Thurs., Oct 12, 2017

Shit in Puerto Rico gets serious, Rose McGowan suspended from Twitter for being worse than nazis we guess, and Hannity is blowing Trump on national TV. Your morning news brief!

Looks Like GOP Sen. Bob Corker Thinks Trump Is A Moron Too!

Well, he wouldn't be wrong!

James O’Keefe Releases EXCLUSIVE Video Of CNN Cleaning Lady Saying Trump-Russia Stories Are ‘Bullshit’

Uh oh you guys James O'Keefe is doing 'journalism' again, whatever will we do?

Trump Achieves Best Boner In Years Over CNN’s Russia Story Fuckup

Regular Wonkette readers will not be surprised who at CNN fucked up this particular story.

What In The Hell Is Rod Rosenstein Flapping His Yap About?

Rod Rosenstein is sending weird memos, Jared Kushner's businesses are under the microscope, and Mike Pence has lawyered up. It's your Russia news!

At Least Vladimir Putin Didn’t Accuse Megyn Kelly Of Bleeding From Her Wherever

He was still a slimy little fuck, obviously.

Never Mind Jake, It’s Crazytown. Your Wonkagenda For Fri., May 12, 2017

MORE JAMES COMEY, Ted Cruz making CruzCare, and Mika goes off on Kellyanne Conway!

Trump Budget Dude Fails To See How ‘Starving’ Is A Bad Thing

These millionaires aren't going to tax cut THEMSELVES you know!

Rachel Maddow Would Like To Scare The Shit Out Of You Now

What is Russia doing RIGHT NOW to continue its campaign to undermine American democracy? That's what Rachel Maddow wants to know.