That guy always creeped us out, but we thought it was because of his hacky, stupid 'analysis.'
Trump and McConnell's dysfunctional marriage, Puerto Ricans still struggling to survive, and John McCain tells Steve Bannon to suck it. Your morning news brief!
Shit in Puerto Rico gets serious, Rose McGowan suspended from Twitter for being worse than nazis we guess, and Hannity is blowing Trump on national TV. Your morning news brief!
Well, he wouldn't be wrong!
We are just trying to be helpful.
James O’Keefe Releases EXCLUSIVE Video Of CNN Cleaning Lady Saying Trump-Russia Stories Are ‘Bullshit’
Uh oh you guys James O'Keefe is doing 'journalism' again, whatever will we do?
Regular Wonkette readers will not be surprised who at CNN fucked up this particular story.
Rod Rosenstein is sending weird memos, Jared Kushner's businesses are under the microscope, and Mike Pence has lawyered up. It's your Russia news!
He was still a slimy little fuck, obviously.
MORE JAMES COMEY, Ted Cruz making CruzCare, and Mika goes off on Kellyanne Conway!
These millionaires aren't going to tax cut THEMSELVES you know!
What is Russia doing RIGHT NOW to continue its campaign to undermine American democracy? That's what Rachel Maddow wants to know.
Pussgrab McWeakSad had a weak and sad night!
YOU COME READ YOUR TOP TEN STORIES RIGHT NOW!
And thus begins the rightwingening of NBC.