nazis
Rep. Trent Franks Only Sounds Like A Nazi Because He’s ’100 percent Unapologetically Pro-life’
Look, just because Rep. Trent Franks happened to espouse the exact same medical mythology propounded by the Nazis (and Todd Akin) — that women who are raped don’t get pregnant because of trauma and magic ladyparts and stuff — doesn’t mean you shouldnt’t give him lots of monies. Since Rep. Trent Franks (R-Ariz.) claimed earlier [...]
Rep. Trent Franks’s Magic Ladyparts Rape Theory Is Literally — LITERALLY — Just Like Hitler
We here at Yr Wonkette are fond of mocking the ever-lovin’ shit out of Republicans who are fond of saying that such-and-such or so-and-so is just like Hitler or Nazis or the Holocaust, or some variation thereon. Like how overhearing things at Sen. Mitch McConnell’s office is just like the gestapo. (Also, Watergate, which we [...]
Deleted E-Mails Of The Week: Progressives Are The True Nazis, And An Important Clarification To Our 2008 St. Patrick’s Day Story
Hey, kids, it’s been a hoot being your Stealth Editron all day today, as a dry run or shakedown cruise or dress rehearsal for June, when Yr Dok Zoom will be editoring for the three weeks of Yr Editrix’s Great Wonk Your Brains Out Tour. (We are fairly sure we did OK, though some buyer’s [...]
If Rick Santorum Can’t Gay-Bash At Our Children, It Is Just Like Hitler
So there’s this lady named Janet Mefferd, who seems really nice, and she has a radio show that “takes a distinctively Christ-centered look at the news and events of the day.” That sounds harmless, right? She probably focuses on how the poors get screwed and we should be nicer to whores and not throw stones [...]
Slow News Day Except For Those Seemingly Coordinated Nazi Attacks On Public Officials
In 2009, the Department of Homeland Security took an inexcusable detour from that agency’s core mission of creating color-coded fear charts and publishing cute DIY duct-tape and plastic sheeting projects to troll conservative media outlets. THANKS OBAMA. According to those bozos at DHS, the election of our first black president, a shitty economy, and the [...]
Detroit’s Abandoned Packard Plant Was Never A Concentration Camp, You Guys
Detroit’s decrepit Packard Plant is famous for many things. Auto workers used to make Packards there, hence the name. They stopped doing that in 1958. Then it became this stupid metaphorical abstraction used by parachute journalists to describe all of Detroit’s suffering and problems. Banksy once (allegedly) painted a mural there and it really made [...]
Rand Paul: Stealing From the Government Just Like Being a Jewish Family During the Holocaust
Well hi Rand Paul, what crazy things are you going on and on about today, on the teevee, where everyone can see you? Oh, nothing, just all the ways in which the American government’s repossession of stolen property is just like when Nazis stole paintings from Jewish families, that’s all, no big deal. Let us [...]
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Deleted Comments Of The Day: Did Someone Mention Guns?
by Doktor Zoom
Hey, looks like Yr Wonkette wandered onto one of those news aggravation sites again. This time, we had an influx of new readers from the Gun-Fondling community, who simply wanted to have an honest exchange of views on the question of gun safes, until their comments went to moderation like all new comments do, at [...]