nazis

RIGHT IN DER FUHRER'S FACE  11:57 am May 13, 2013

Ghost Breitbart: Maybe Hitler Was Gay! (Like Obama, Nudge-Nudge, Wink-Wink)

by Doktor Zoom

Actual history information: some maybe-newly-discovered postwar interview notes with Adolf Hitler’s doctors have turned up that have led Ghost Breitbart and the Washington Examiner to the Perfectly Reasonable Conclusion that Adolf Hitler was an obviously fogget. Despite the excitable headlines in the these two fine media establishments, however, Hitler’s doctors didn’t say he was gay [...]

THE LESSON IS GOEBBELLED  12:10 pm April 14, 2013

New York Teacher Creates Worst Writing Assignment Ever: Learn About Nazi Germany By Explaining Why Jews Are Evil!

by Doktor Zoom

From time to time, you hear about fascinating, inventive teaching techniques that make the subject matter come alive for students. For instance, astute commenter Chet Kincaid recently recalled a mass media class in college where “the professor came up with a network television role-playing game to help us understand how TV worked as a business” [...]

IT'S ALWAYS JUST LIKE HITLER SOMEWHERE  12:09 pm April 12, 2013

If Rick Santorum Can’t Gay-Bash At Our Children, It Is Just Like Hitler

by Kaili Joy Gray

So there’s this lady named Janet Mefferd, who seems really nice, and she has a radio show that “takes a distinctively Christ-centered look at the news and events of the day.” That sounds harmless, right? She probably focuses on how the poors get screwed and we should be nicer to whores and not throw stones [...]

SORRY GODWIN  2:30 pm April 2, 2013

Slow News Day Except For Those Seemingly Coordinated Nazi Attacks On Public Officials

by Stefan BC

In 2009, the Department of Homeland Security took an inexcusable detour from that agency’s core mission of creating color-coded fear charts and publishing cute DIY duct-tape and plastic sheeting projects to troll conservative media outlets. THANKS OBAMA. According to those bozos at DHS, the election of our first black president, a shitty economy, and the [...]

BUT OTHER THAN THE GAS CHAMBER HOW DID YOU LIKE TREBLINKA?  6:30 pm March 19, 2013

Assassination Joke Sheriff Very Sorry All You ‘Nazis’ Can’t Keep Your Hurtful Criticism To Yourself

by Rebecca Schoenkopf

Hey, remember like four hours ago, when we cadged a post from ThinkProgress about that nice young sheriff with the slick comedy stylings about murdering the president? Well ThinkProgress has an update, which they’ve stoled from the “Plymouth Patch,” so we guess we do now too! Sup, ThinkProg? Oh, that sheriff is mad at all [...]

NAZIS  7:00 pm February 5, 2013

Detroit’s Abandoned Packard Plant Was Never A Concentration Camp, You Guys

by Jeff Wattrick

Detroit’s decrepit Packard Plant is famous for many things. Auto workers used to make Packards there, hence the name. They stopped doing that in 1958. Then it became this stupid metaphorical abstraction used by parachute journalists to describe all of Detroit’s suffering and problems. Banksy once (allegedly) painted a mural there and it really made [...]

MAKES SENSE WHEN YOU LOOK AT IT THIS WAY  10:25 am February 1, 2013

National Review: Only A Monster Would Say The Nazis Didn’t Make Sense

by Jesse Taylor

There’s a funny joke that liberals tell each other (okay, I lie, liberals are never funny because they are too busy being offended by non-lesbians) about how if Obama came out against Nazis, conservatives would find a way to defend them. Well, guess what, libtards? JOKE NO MORE. President Obama issued a statement yesterday to commemorate [...]

TITS OR G.T.F.O.  5:00 pm January 2, 2013

Pamela Geller: Obama Is Naziest Nazi Who Ever Nazied, Totally Gonna Kill All The Jews

by Rebecca Schoenkopf

You would think that we could no longer be surprised by either Pamela Geller or WND, but this did set us back on our ripe yet slender haunches: How long do Jews have in Obama’s America? How long before we can’t walk down the street with a kippah or a Star of David? This is [...]

I SAID NOTHING WHEN THEY CAME FOR THE AXELROD  11:30 am October 11, 2012

Wall Street Journal: To Use The Word ‘Liar Is To Kill Six Million Jews

by Jesse Taylor

Mitt Romney stated things during the debate last week that were often in direct contravention of both reality and things he had previously stated. If you’re wondering why I don’t use the L-word (“liar,” not “lesbian”), it’s because, as Daniel Henninger states at the Wall Street Journal today, “liar” is the linguistic harbinger of fascism. [...]

CRAZY OLD MEN  9:05 am September 13, 2012

Rand Paul: Stealing From the Government Just Like Being a Jewish Family During the Holocaust

by Kris E. Benson

Well hi Rand Paul, what crazy things are you going on and on about today, on the teevee, where everyone can see you? Oh, nothing, just all the ways in which the American government’s repossession of stolen property is just like when Nazis stole paintings from Jewish families, that’s all, no big deal. Let us [...]

THE TEUTONIC MENACE  11:00 am September 7, 2012

GOP Rep: Student Loans Will Lead To A Holocaust Run By German-Americans, Obviously

by Josh Fruhlinger

Way out in the western part of the great state of Maryland is a mountainous land that is mostly rural and white and working class, more Winter’s Bone than The Wire. This corner of the state has been represented approximately forever by Roscoe Bartlett, an 86-year-old Republican who has something of a reputation of being [...]

RUNAWAY METAPHORS  4:27 pm July 13, 2012

Maine Gov. In Trouble Because Apparently Health Care Reform Isn’t As Bad As The Holocaust Or Something

by Josh Fruhlinger

Did you know that the Gestapo, in addition to hauling away political dissidents and Jews and Gypsies to die in camps, also were a law enforcement agency, that enforced the law, of Nazi Germany? That’s all Maine Governor Paul LePage is saying, man. Don’t get all worked up. He’s just saying that, much like the [...]

AND I DID NOT SPEAK UP  10:08 am May 21, 2012

Grover Norquist: Why Are All These Democrat Nazis Holocausting Poor Billionaire Eduardo Saverin?

by Rebecca Schoenkopf

Poor Eduardo Saverin! All he wanted to do was renounce his American citizenship, coincidentally shortly before a big honkin’ tax bill came due from his Facebook public offering or something (we don’t know, it was all the news there was on Friday, which brought our cherished Internet to a dumb screeching halt). And then mean [...]

ME AND MR. JONES  1:40 pm February 29, 2012

Neo-Nazi Scumball Would Like To Be Your Newest GOP Sweetheart, Illinois

by Wonkette Jr.

In a pleasant twist, Godwin’s Law has been turned on its concern-trolling old head: Yes, GOP crank Arthur Jones is an actual Nazi! Jones is a terribly sane old white insurance salesman who likes to run around Lyons, Ill., denying the Holocaust, goosestepping with the Grand Old National Socialist Party while they march on Marquette [...]

SURE WHY NOT  1:45 pm February 10, 2012

U.S. Marines In Afghanistan Pose Proudly With Nazi Flag

by Wonkette Jr.

Pissing on the corpses of your victims is so last year! These days, hawt Marines sent to Afghanistan to kill random peasants and/or kill each other have a new prop to show how Xtreme they can get! It’s the Nazi flag used by the Nazis who had the mission of “exterminating the Jewish race.” Eh, [...]

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