Our crack team of Cheney Compound Spies never sleeps. Hot on the heels of the Mary Cheney pregnancy announcement, one Op saw evidence of mysterious rituals at the Vice Presidential Lair: MORE »

With all the intrigue bubbling up around Cheney’s Official Residence, you’ve surely wondered what it looks like inside the evildoer’s lair. Is it filled with comical Halloween fake spiderwebs and skeletons, or maybe giant 1960s “Dr. No” electronic panels and beeping devices? Probably, but the residence itself just sort of looks like a regular old white person’s mansion in NW … with creepy Official Logos carved into all the windows:

These pictures are right there on Flickr for anybody to see, but you are not allowed to see the lair from the air. Lots more foto fun, after the jump.

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Sith Lord Dick Cheney apparently returned from Saudi Arabia (and Ireland) just in time to flee Washington again, this time for a “hunting trip” in Florida. Wonkette Operatives spotted the Dick’s motorcade blasting through downtown Monticello (near Tallahassee) late Monday, probably headed for this “Southern Quail Hunting” lodge. Says the hilariously named Two Beard Farm website: “As you prepare yourself for the kill your heart begin to race.”

But even as Cheney keeps one step ahead of that rascally process server, the chaos and skulduggery continue at his Naval Observatory lair. A mysterious blaze struck the compound on Sunday, while Wonkette Operatives spotted giant moving trucks outside the residence this morning. We’ll get to the bottom of this, after the jump.

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