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Posts Tagged ‘NATO’

LORDY

Sarah Palin On Possible War With Russia: “Perhaps”

Thursday, September 11th, 2008

Excerpts have leaked from Charlie Gibson’s first of three interviews with Sarah Palin, which will be aired in some form tonight on his ABC News show. We were expecting a puffy sort of chit-chat, and it mostly is, except for the part where they talk about WAR WITH FREAKING RUSSIA. Now, when you run around saying Georgia and Ukraine should be let into NATO — as both John McCain and Barack Obama do — as some reward for establishing a vaguely democratic government, that’s much more than a harmless platitude — there are actual, real-world implications! No one has really bothered to push McCain or Obama on this, which is why it’s so hilarious that Gibson pushed Palin on it during her first big interview. And she fucked up. MORE »


GEORGE BUSH

Casting ‘n’ Condicising

Monday, April 7th, 2008

OMG!!Last week was fun for Condi fans, but not so much fun for Condoleezza herself. She got dragged around by Bush on his farewell lap around NATO, and she had some laffs with George, but mostly was kind of a fifth wheel. Back home, the rest of us got to enjoy hot new Condicising photos and we finally learned who’s playing Madame Secretary in Oliver Stone’s Bush movie. Find out who the lucky actress is after the jump!

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GREECE

How Do You Solve A Problem Like Macedonia?

Thursday, April 3rd, 2008

There is no better word for these people than 'Macedonians'Macedonia wants to join NATO, but it can’t unless it changes its name. You see, existing NATO member Greece also has a province called “Macedonia,” and it doesn’t want anyone to get confused. Last month a U.N. special negotiator put forward a list of five names that Macedonia might want to consider, but the country turned up its nose in horrified disgust. What were these terrible alternate names? MORE »


FUNNY PICTURES

George Bush’s Romantic NATO Tour!

Wednesday, April 2nd, 2008

hats hats hatsWhile America steeps in a cauldron of racial tension and John McCain terrorizes the nation’s youth, George Bush is frolicking around the Ukraine and other far-flung parts of that land mass that sits between Germany and the Bering Strait. We refer, of course to the future member nations of NATO, a Cold War era organization formed in order to compete with an increasingly powerful OPEC. Join us on George Bush’s whirlwind tour of poisoned world leaders! MORE »


GEORGE W. BUSH

Condi’s Running Out of Time

Monday, March 10th, 2008

OMG!!A Condoleezza road show is so much fun! Our Condi bounced from Egypt to Ramallah to Tel Aviv to Brussels, enjoying several perfect photo-ops along the way. The only problem was that outside the photo-ops, it was one of the most incriminating Condiweeks EVER, brimming with embarrassments, snubs, that Gaza Strip thing, and OMG, Glenn Kessler! So mean! Let’s all pile on with Glenn after the jump!

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IRAQ

Insecurity Estimate

Monday, December 10th, 2007

OMG!!Each week, veteran Condiwatcher Peter Huestis (also known as Princess Sparkle Pony) provides a summary of the searing wit and infinite wisdom of America’s Favorite Princess Diplomatâ„¢! Last week was totally topsy-turvy in Condiland, but not really in a fun way. There was that NIE thingy which made a lot of people uptight, an absolutely awful trip to Africa, which experts tell us is the land of her ancestors, and then on to Brussels, where half the people wouldn’t shut up about Iran, and the other half nagged her about the possibly fictional land of Kosovo. But first! Gay rumors! Relive the memories of photo-ops past after the jump!

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