WONKETTE ATHLETIC COVERAGE: Tonight, for the first time in three years, your Wonkette will attend the annual Roll Call Congressional Baseball Game at Nationals Park, to produce epic journalism (get drunk and take stupid pictures). Your male associate editor and Intern Riley will be sitting somewhere, so if you any of you other attendees somehow know what we look like, be sure come over and say hi or punch us in the face. It starts at 7:00. You can still buy billions of tickets, since it is at an enormous professional athletic stadium. Proceeds go to charity, too, so you can pretend to feel good about yourself. [Roll Call]