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We were getting all ready to end this perfectly shitty news day by sharing photos of the new panda babies at the National Zoo,...

With our government shutdown, obviously caused by Barack Obama insisting on remaining president of the United States after his reelection, there have been terrible...

Whoever said that manufacturing was dead was clearly not in the “Congressional crisis” industry. You may have thought that supply was low, or that...

Why do we suddenly see members of Congress referring inanely to nerdface Hu Jintao, the weakest leader in the history of the People's Republic...

HMM, SYMBOLISM: "Sam, an elderly female bald eagle who had lived at the Smithsonian’s National Zoo since 2003, was euthanized by officials on Dec....

Ever since the Red Chinese took their panda back to Communist China, Washington's National Zoo has been a pretty beat-down no-panda-havin' sort of place....

Beloved black-and-white poopbag "Butterstick" has finally been seized by our Chinese overlords and flown back to Red China, where the sad worn-out creature will...

Good lord, has it really been five years since famous baby panda "Butterstick" -- which means Tai Shan in Chinese -- was born in...

It doesn't matter whether the National Zoo's panda's uterus is half full or half empty—the important thing is how you look at it. Like...

The life of Butterstick the National Zoo panda follows an all-too-common trajectory: we've seen him grow from adorable infant to teenage crack-whore to compulsive...

Tonight: British folk-rock stalwart Robyn Hitchcock, of Soft Boys "fame," will be singing weird lyrics, lecturing his audience, and generally being awesome all over...

THAT'S NOT CHANGE WE CAN BELIEVE IN: "'Because competent mating did not occur,' the zoo statement said, veterinarians anesthetized both pandas on Saturday, collected...

The National Zoo is getting an exciting aerial tram, for sky views of Tian Tian and Mei Xiang and maybe Knut, way in...

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