Tag: national review online

Jonah Goldberg Still Babbling About Stupid Young People

Is Jonah Goldberg bellyaching about something today? Well, it is a "day," so indeed he is! Currently he is incredibly upset that those hysterical Obama-lovers at Media Matters didn’t bother to ask him his opinion about young people, even...

This Just In: GOP Is True Party of Civil Rights Because of Welfare, or Something

Your Wonkette loves a fun fact, and Kevin D. Williamson’s most recent essay for the National Review Online is full of them! The funnest fact of them all is the core argument of the piece, which is that the...

Wingnuts Furious … With National Review Writer Noting Positive Jobs Report

Just who is this Bob Stein, and why is he sullying the august pixels of National Review Online with his Obama-loving and his insistence that job numbers are improving? Perhaps he would like to MOVE BACK TO CUBA,...

National Review Writer Does Not Care For HBO Program Explaining Why She Is A Fat Load

It would be the easiest and cheapest thing in the world to put a picture of Julie Gunlock, National Review writer and senior female at the Independent Women's Forum, in this space right here and then har-har-har about how...

NRO Will Now Explain to Stupid Liberals How Private Charity Works

Oh noes, National Review Online editors are feeling a touch put out that they went to all the "trouble" of holding a group fap session righteously congratulating the Susan G. Komen foundation for cutting off grants to Planned Parenthood...

National Review’s Racist Halloween Costumes To ‘Scare Liberals’

Halloween, it's almost here! To help out with last-minute costume ideas, National Review Online has a devilish little "politically incorrect" suggestion: why not dress up as one of those wicked murderous imperialists from British history, to annoy your neighborhood...

Why Must Barack Obama Have His Own Taste in Books?

What does one say when confronted with a president who reads books while he's on vacation? Surely something like “Why must you, President Smarty Pants, follow your interests when the time comes to select reading material? Why can’t you...

Gabby Giffords Appearance Makes Jonah Goldberg Curse Everybody Out

Touchy maggot sack Jonah Goldberg got into "one of his moods" today and typed a column entitled "To Hell With You People" over in his Corner, because he is incredibly sick to his stomach that the vicious liberal media...

Heritage Foundation Guy: You Don’t Count As ‘Poor’ If You Own A TV

Over 40 million Americans live below the federal poverty line, defined in 2011 as $22,058 a year for a family of four, which is sort of an embarrassingly large percentage of dirty hobo children to have running around in...

National Review: Weiner Scandal Is Like Urban Youth With the Hip Hop

Let us get something out of the way, first: We almost totally agree with the National Review Online "The Corner" writer who typed this about the Anthony Weiner scandal. The whole story is gross and doesn't really matter and...

National Review Typing Person Unhappy With Being Mocked

Oh okay, fine, we'll bite, but only because Newell emailed this and he's supposed to be ON VACATION for a few days, Jesus, but whatever, here is what National Review Online typing person typed in response to, uh, Wonkette...

Conservative Lamers Again Pretending Popular Art Form Is Conservative

One of the most self-defeating fetishes of the modern-day right-wing pundit is assembling "evidence" that some kind of popular entertainment product is actually conservative -- because these tunnel-vision wingnuts really do look at the Entire World this way, as...

National Review Online and the Russians Suggest Nuking BP Oil Well

What's the best way to deal with an environmental disaster? If you're a National Review Online writer in June 2010 or, say, the Soviet Union three or four decades ago, the answer is simple: Drop a nuclear bomb on...

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