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‘Moderate’ John Kasich Only Wants To Bring Back The Crusades A Little Bit

We have to say, we never saw this one coming. In the race to see who could come up with the most insane, unconstitutional proposal in reaction to the Paris massacre, our money was on the obvious favorites, Ben...

Donald Trump Wouldn’t Piss On Bobby Jindal If His Pants Were On Fire. Whoever He Is

If loving the way Donald Trump so cruelly dismisses his Republican rivals is wrong, we don't wanna be right. After having a little fight with Dr. Ben Carson about who fake-loves Jesus the most -- a fight Trump won,...
The Iceback infiltration is even worse than we feared!

James O’Keefe Blows Lid Off Hillary Clinton’s Vast ‘T-Shirts For Canadians’ Swindle

Following last week's stunning news that Clinton campaign staffers are eager to register voters who are leaning toward Hillary, legendary undercover sting-thing James O'Keefe warned that he had still more evidence of shocking malfeasance in the Hillary Clinton campaign....

National Press Club Suspends Journalist For Questioning Saudis

Hey kids, do you want to grow up to be a journalist? Here's what journalists do: Spread official lies in the "mainstream media," and also ignore whatever is actually happening around them, and always show the proper decorum when...

Washington Journalists Forced To Answer Terrible Wonkette Question, For Comedy

Did you attend the funny comedy event on Friday at the National Press Club, at which many Washington news media elitists performed "stand-up comedy," for charity? As part of this embarrassing spectacle, the participating DC journalists were forced to...

Variety Show Features JournoList Rejects, Needs Your Help

With the leaders of the free world having group-hugged their economies into financial stability, there's nothing much left for the journalists to Twitter about. Instead, the Washington media elite will try to be funny, for charity. Tonight, the...

National Press Club Gives Slot To Larry Sinclair??

Well. The National Press Club, Washington's very Esteemed Lunch Club for reporters, has allowed Larry Sinclair to book 2.5 hours worth of prime real estate on June 18. Larry Sinclair is the guy who claimed he had hot gay...

Upcoming National Press Club Events: Meet The Proudicans!

In the event that Iranian Space Monsters bomb everything in the entire world and Internet tonight except the National Press Club, you may consider attending its lecture tomorrow from this Presidential Candidate of the "Proudican" party, where he will...

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Gannon Goes Legit