national organization for marriage
Universe Implodes Under Combined Weight of Maggie Gallagher, Kathryn Jean Lopez’s Giant Brains
We had such high hopes for the greatest tete a tete of this or any era, When Maggie Met K-Lo. But it turns out, when you get two overly repressed spinsters together to kaffeeklatsch on Gays and Stuff, it is actually really fucking boring. Maggie and K-Lo are all like, boo Karl Rove, boo truces, [...]
National Organization For Marriage Does Not Think Much Of You Straight Adopters Either
Have you been missing the illustrious minds over at the National Organization for Marriage (NOM nom nom nom nom)? Probably! Perhaps since it isn’t election season and teh gheys aren’t all up in your face demanding equality, you have forgotten about NOM, much like you forgot about Dre. Don’t sweat it, though. Much like the [...]
Wingnuts Hold Anti-Gay Jeebus Conference In Magical Eastern Mexican Land of ‘Spain’
Have any of our Wonkette readers ever been to a Foreign Country? Haha, oh my heck, no, of course not! All Godjesus-worshipping Americans know that all other countries are full of squalor and general brown-ness and should only be visited for the purposes of converting their heathen denizens to the one true religion of American [...]
Wingnut Boycotters Take Credit For Starbucks’ Business Cycle, JC Penney’s Lousy Management
What if they held a boycott and nobody stayed home? Protectors of traditional missionary-position-only marriage between straight people have been trying, without much success, to make big corporations stop being so darn gay. By most measures, the “One Million Moms” boycott of JC Penney Co and the The National Organization For Marriage boycotts of Starbucks [...]
Street Preachers Threatening To Rape Lesbians At Michigan Pride Event May Be Doing It Wrong
Good news, white people! We have found some actual black racists at a Michigan Gay Day event, so because of this, you are correct that whites are never bigots! LOGIC! Yay you! And in heartening news for the National Organization for Marriage, they are super gay-hatey too! And to echo the immortal plea of Abigail [...]
NOM Wingnuts Launch ’2M4M’ Initiative
The very scary National Organization for Marriage folks have launched this new initiative, “2 Million For Marriage,” about trolling for hot anal sex on Craigslist. This group is still not considered a parody, for the record. [NOM via TPM]
Queer Hurricane To Kill Everyone
Check out these idiots — or at least actors pretending to be idiots — from the comically named “National Organization for Marriage,” warning everyone that the fucking faggots are coming to eat and smash and feel up your christened conservative babies in Iowa and places! “There’s a storm gathering. The clouds are dark, and the [...]
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