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National Press Club Suspends Journalist For Questioning Saudis

Hey kids, do you want to grow up to be a journalist? Here’s what journalists do: Spread official lies in the “mainstream media,” and also ignore whatever is actually happening around them, and always show the proper decorum when dealing with the Rich & Powerful. What else? Oh yeah, a good journalist also spends his (this is always a “his” part) free time writing schoolmarm-y emails to, say, bloggers, lecturing them on the “approved sources” for news information. This way, a blogger won’t accidentally write something that’s true — like, say, cops smashing the skulls of peaceful protesters in the American streets — but that has been denied by, say, the propaganda officers for the motherfucking police, who lie for a living. And if you don’t behave, as a Professional Journalist, the trade group might take away your membership card! Read more on National Press Club Suspends Journalist For Questioning Saudis…
  new study proves it

62% of Americans Morally Unfit For Amoral U.S. Politics

America’s elected officials range from rat-eyed sheriff bullies who mercilessly persecute the various racial minorities to the president, who constantly murders people all over the world and shovels billions of dollars to Wall Street. And yet, a new survey proves that 62% of Americans “say their past would preclude them from running for public office.” Is the entire country made up of necrophiliac pedophiles? No, just 62%. But how do they feel about mail delivery, book readin’, William Henry Harrison, free wi-fi at the coffee shop and the preponderance of Neanderthal genes in modern humans? Thanks to the monthly inane treasure known as the Vanity Fair/CBS News survey of people dumb enough to answer the phone at dinnertime, we now have the answers to these important societal questions. Read more on 62% of Americans Morally Unfit For Amoral U.S. Politics…
 

Spitzer’s Not-Quite-Resignation Speech

newVideoPlayer("the_spitz.flv", 463, 387,""); Here is America’s First Whoremonger Governor gesturing broadly toward resigning but not really saying anything of import. Now we must turn our attention to “healing,” by which we mean finding out who else is implicated in this delightful prostitution scandal. [CNN] Read more on Spitzer’s Not-Quite-Resignation Speech…
 

OMG Nobody Recorded Governor Spitzer Not Resigning!

newVideoPlayer("nobody_recorded_him_resigning.flv", 463, 387,""); At least one FOX News anchor is a little peeved that Gov. Spitzer had to stir up this ruckus when there’s an important primary happening in Mississippi tomorrow. And now he has gone and addressed the nation without anybody having the chance to record it. This is pretty much the kind of behavior you’d expect from a whoring whoremonger. [FOX News] Read more on OMG Nobody Recorded Governor Spitzer Not Resigning!…
 

GOV. ELIOT SPITZER IS A WHOREMONGER

Hey, the Governor of New York runs a prostitution ring of sex prostitutes! The New York Times says this is true! This is funny because Eliot Spitzer was supposedly Mr. “I will crack down on the prostitution rings,” but he apparently really meant “I will destroy the competition.” Speculate wildly as to what this is all about, if you like! [New York Times] Read more on GOV. ELIOT SPITZER IS A WHOREMONGER…
 

Strippers, Trannies, Whores & Other International Politicians

Ha ha, have you ever heard anyone compare a Congressman or Senator to a sex worker? Because they will apparently do anything for money, you see! Oh, what a delightfully raunchy barb. But the Foreigns, as usual, do us one better. You see, in several Foreign countries, actual sex workers — including strippers and prostitutes — get themselves elected to political office! And, um, people who play strippers in movies, and speaking of movies, we have video, after the jump! Read more on Strippers, Trannies, Whores & Other International Politicians…
 

AND NOW HE’S FIRED: David Shuster sort of called Chelsea Clinton a whore, so now he’s “suspended” from, uh, guest hosting Tucker Carlson’s show? [Media Matters]
 

Here’s That David Shuster Guy Calling Chelsea a Whore

newVideoPlayer("pimped_out.flv", undefined, NaN,"");He may apologize later tonight, but MSNBC’s David Shuster totally thinks Chelsea Clinton is a prostitute. He has a point though — look at those clothes! There are breasts flying everywhere. Still, this is such a big deal that Hillary Clinton may never appear in an MSNBC debate again, ever. [MSNBC] Read more on Here’s That David Shuster Guy Calling Chelsea a Whore…
 

David Shuster To Apologize For Half-Calling Chelsea Clinton a Whore

Yesterday while filling in for c-list teevee host Tucker Carlson on the MSNBC program Tucker, David Shuster asked the following question: “Doesn’t it seem as if Chelsea is sort of being pimped out in some weird sort of way?” He was referencing the way in which Chelsea has been calling various superdelegates asking for their support. As if the circumstances in any way matter, the answer to the question is yes. Or, more emphatically, YES! Lord knows what that Chelsea is offering these superdelegates. Either way, Shuster will apologize tonight after the Clinton people made some kinda fuss. Whores, all of them. [The Trail] Read more on David Shuster To Apologize For Half-Calling Chelsea Clinton a Whore…
 

GOP Voters Having More Sex … But Sex With What?

A shocking new study proves that Republican voters are having more sex than their Democratic counterparts, but Democrats are having less sex with more people, and everybody is basically watching pornography day and night, and both the right and left would happily let themselves be sodomized by the new president, in the White House, as long as that president is “attractive” to the kind of people who vote. Read more on GOP Voters Having More Sex … But Sex With What?…