You, the humans on the internet, voted earlier today for Texas to be that lucky state that secedes and forms Paultardia. We expect the Texas legislature to listen to Wonkette’s readership and draft secession papers immediately. Be sure to keep this slimy alien out, too. [The Plank]

In order to preserve the Constitution, Paultards this weekend considered the most Constitutional move available: seceding from the United States. It was Constitutional once, it will be Constitutional again. On Ron Paul War Room (the sleeker Ron Paul Forums), one hobbit explains the scenario as such: “I’m not saying we don’t continue to fight the bastards, but if their plan goes through, we need a place to go to fight them as one force.” Where will Paultardia form? MORE »