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McCain Peddles Elitist Hobby Equipment On Web Site

Thursday, June 5th, 2008

'Th-that’s not ch-ange we can be-ee-lieve in!'John McCain is the graduate of a swank prep school, the scion of America’s most distinguished Naval dynasty, and the husband of a multimillionaire beer heiress. This is why he sells “divot tools” to raise money for his presidential campaign, because only an elitist would even know what a fucking divot tool is. Thanks to Working-Class Wonkette Operative “More Bitterer” for bringing this to our attention. [McCain Store]