It did not go over well.
It's almost as if there's a problem with too many guns out there. Let's crack down on mentally ill people instead.
We are being punished for being BAD BOYS AND GIRLS when we took down all the Confederate Traitor Loser statues. Don't worry, we'll survive.
So goodbye. Please don't cry. We both know I'm not what you, you neeeeeeeeeeed.
IS THERE A SECOND NAKED LADY? (We're guessing not.)
None of our thoughts about this scandal are appropriate.
BREAKING: Texas Republicans are some heartless sumbitches!
TrumpCare dies (again), Jill Stein Facebook ads paid for in rubles, and brace yourself, the Trump Tax is coming.
Father, forgive the motherfuckers who signed the Nashville Statement, for they know not what they do.
If you can't say something nice, come sit next to us.
The Koch Brothers are going after public libraries now, because no one should have nice things they didn't personally buy.
Also if you exclude 49 states, all of America is Oklahoma.
Gosh, it seems like FOREVER since yr Wonkette has gotten to DC-gossip about some legislator getting his ween where it don't belong, so thanks, Tennessee! The Volunteer State served up a doozy of a point-and-laugh experience late last week, when...
Guy who threatened seven mayors insisted that learning the 10 Commandments along with his ABCs made him the man he is today. Hmm.
What's shakin' Tennessee, home of Yr Wonkette? Are you looking around the South all excited about how Mississippi hates the gays and North Carolina hates the transgenders and OH BOY maybe you could get the Nashville music community to...
Welcome back to Off The Menu, where we bring you the best and strangest food stories from my email inbox. This week, we’ve got more stories of restaurant employees whose crap was just in no way together. As always,...