Tag: nashville

Maybe Nashville Shooter’s Dad Shouldn’t Have Returned His Guns. It’s A Thought.

It's almost as if there's a problem with too many guns out there. Let's crack down on mentally ill people instead.

Memphis Tells Tennessee Lege To Fuck Off In Most DELIGHTFUL Way

We are being punished for being BAD BOYS AND GIRLS when we took down all the Confederate Traitor Loser statues. Don't worry, we'll survive.

If Nashville Mayor Megan Barry Should Stay, She Would Only Be In Your Way …

So goodbye. Please don't cry. We both know I'm not what you, you neeeeeeeeeeed.

Did Cheatin’ Nashville Mayor Megan Barry Do Naked Time On The Public Dime? SOLID MAYBE!

IS THERE A SECOND NAKED LADY? (We're guessing not.)

NWA Told Badass Nashville Mayor To Fuck Tha Police, So She Did

None of our thoughts about this scandal are appropriate.

Texas GOP Once Again Free To Fuck Houston In Ass, Now That TV Cameras Are Gone

BREAKING: Texas Republicans are some heartless sumbitches!

Son of Zombie TrumpCare Dead (Again)… Wonkagenda For Wed., Sept. 27, 2017

TrumpCare dies (again), Jill Stein Facebook ads paid for in rubles, and brace yourself, the Trump Tax is coming.
Father Forgive them, for they are dumb as fuck like whoa.

Godly Christians Reassure A Troubled America That Jesus Still Totally Hates Fags

Father, forgive the motherfuckers who signed the Nashville Statement, for they know not what they do.

Bless Those Dumb Trump Supporters’ Hearts. Honest To God, BLESS ‘EM!

If you can't say something nice, come sit next to us.

It’s Time To Save ‘Libraries’ From The Koch Brothers, All You Four-Eyes Pointy-Headed Smarties!

The Koch Brothers are going after public libraries now, because no one should have nice things they didn't personally buy.

Breitbart Watch: If You Exclude Every Vote For Clinton, Trump Won With 100% Of The Popular Vote!

Also if you exclude 49 states, all of America is Oklahoma.
The candy is my penis

Huzzah! Finally, A Nice Sleazeball Sex Scandal To Lighten Things Up, Whew!

Gosh, it seems like FOREVER since yr Wonkette has gotten to DC-gossip about some legislator getting his ween where it don't belong, so thanks, Tennessee! The Volunteer State served up a doozy of a point-and-laugh experience late last week, when...
Guys with beards this epic are either brilliant or fucking nuts

Arkansas Gentleman In Jail Just For Loving Bible Too Much, Threatening To Kill Seven Mayors

Guy who threatened seven mayors insisted that learning the 10 Commandments along with his ABCs made him the man he is today. Hmm.

Loser Tennessee Can’t Even Manage To Pass Anti-Gay Law

What's shakin' Tennessee, home of Yr Wonkette? Are you looking around the South all excited about how Mississippi hates the gays and North Carolina hates the transgenders and OH BOY maybe you could get the Nashville music community to...

Tales Of Restaurant Employees Who Failed Spectacularly

Welcome back to Off The Menu, where we bring you the best and strangest food stories from my email inbox. This week, we’ve got more stories of restaurant employees whose crap was just in no way together. As always,...