nashville

NO COUNTRY FOR OLD BIGOTS  3:20 pm October 25, 2011

Islamophobe Nuts Decry Sharia Takeover of Nashville Hotel

by Kirsten Boyd Johnson

The vicious professional Muslim-haters of the anti-religious freedom organization “Preserving Freedom Conference” were all set to make their pretty pennies holding a sweaty, paranoid circle jerk for Islamo-fear fetishists at the Hutton Hotel in Nashville, but the mean venue owners canceled their booking contract after they realized it might be bad for business to be [...]

HE IS WISDOM TO THE MIGHTY HE IS SUCCOR TO THE BRAVE  9:19 am August 5, 2010

Basil Marceaux’s Exploiters Staged a Debate, and It Made Lincoln-Douglas Look Like a Conversation Between Two Retarded Baby Pandas

by Jack Stuef

THERE HAVE BEEN GREAT MOMENTS IN THE HISTORY OF AMERICAN RHETORIC. Yet there has been only one occasion of pure, unadulterated genius. That’s what happened last night: a debate staged between the Internet’s favorite Tennessee gubernatorial candidate, Basil Marceaux, and two other crazies.

POST-RACIAL RELATIONS  9:06 am June 25, 2010

Sick of Arizona Hatreds? Here’s Some Tennessee Hatreds

by Lauri Apple

Well this is just awful: an African-American couple who were about to close on a vacation home in Lebanon, Tennessee found “a drawing of a man hanging from a noose and a racial epithet sketched on the property’s masonry entrance,” reports The Tennessean. The couple, Kenneth and Deborah Boyd, say they “had to reassure” their [...]

RUMORS ON THE INTERNETS  4:22 pm May 4, 2010

Fox News Smells A Stinky Oil Conspiracy

by Riley Waggaman

Matt Yglesias is reaping the many benefits of “blogging whilst standing” — a yoga position championed by Donald Rumsfeld. [Matt Yglesias] A squadron of Eliot Ness Zombies raided a bar in Philly and confiscated a bunch of microbrew IPAs and a keg of Miller Genuine Draft Light 64. [Hit & Run] Does a Grey Poupon [...]

DEATH AND VIOLENCE  2:19 pm March 26, 2010

Nashville Anger Bear Flips Off, Slams Father/Daughter Car With Obama Bumper Sticker

by Jim Newell

The class act to your left right [WE MOVED THE PICTURE] is elderly Nashville Anger Bear Harry Weisiger, who simply does not care for this Obama or any of his stupid tax ‘n’ spend commie faerie fans, especially the ones who showboat. Yesterday, he saw one of these gloating fucksticks ahead of him in traffic, [...]

WORKING THE ROOM  2:25 pm October 8, 2008

Post-Debate Video: McCain Flees, Obama Stays Forever

by Ken Layne

Here is that remarkable video from last night, just after the debate. The news channels quickly cut to their commentators and spin rooms and such, but the C-SPAN cameras stayed as long as there was a candidate in the room. Here’s what to watch for:

DEBATE REAX  9:42 am October 8, 2008

Substantive, Civilized Debate Disappoints

by Sara K. Smith

Seriously, what was up with that super boring debate last night? John McCain was supposed to call Barack Obama a terrorist pal, and then Barack Obama was supposed to say “Hey man that is just wrong” and rip off McCain’s testicles and sauté them gently before feeding them to Tom Brokaw with un sauce béarnaise [...]

ASSFUCKING  1:05 pm August 19, 2008

GOP Scandal Sweetheart To Headline Ron Paul’s Minneapolis Nightmare

by Ken Layne

Ron Paul’s exciting all-day sports arena concert in Minneapolis was really missing only one thing: actual entertainment of some kind for the Paultards expected to pay $17.76 (get it?!) plus five-hundred dollars in Ticketmaster fees for the special privilege of sitting with other Paultards in a sports arena just a few miles from the fancy [...]

DEMOCRATS  9:59 pm January 26, 2008

Hillary & Bill Face South Carolina … From Nashville

by Ken Layne


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