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New Hampshire State Rep. Runs Over Ducks, Apologizes, Is Suspended By A&E

New Hampshire state Rep. David Campbell (D) hit and killed several ducks in the driveway of a hotel in Nashua last Monday; he has apologized for the incident but is unlikely to get a reality show out of it. The New Hampshire Union Leader Reported yesterday that Campbell was going about 15 miles per hour when he drove into the ducks: A hotel guest told police that on arriving at the hotel by shuttle from Manchester-Boston Regional Airport, he saw bystanders feeding some 20 ducks near the hotel. Campbell’s vehicle soon turned onto the hotel access road, the witness said. The guest told the newspaper that after seeing Campbell’s BMW sedan hit the ducks, he ran after the vehicle and snapped a photograph of its House-issued license plate. The man also claimed that Campbell suggested to him the ducks should have gotten out of the way. In an apology emailed to the paper Sunday night and printed today, Campbell seemed to dispute the claim that he had blamed the ducks for failing to get out of the way. It’s just like that Japanese movie, Quackomon. Wonkette would never have reported on this story if he’d been a Democrat, of course. Read more on New Hampshire State Rep. Runs Over Ducks, Apologizes, Is Suspended By A&E…
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Awesome First Transgendered Elected Lady And City Councilman Wife Did Awesome Crimes Back When She Was A Man

UPDATED BELOW! Hey, remember the election? Tons of cool stuff happened that we didn’t write about because we were busy laughing at WND or whatever, and most of that cool stuff was stuff like LEGAL MARIJUANA and GAY PEOPLE AND BUDDHISTS ALL OVER THE PLACE. There was a hot bi lady, there was a cool transgendered chick. It was all quite rad and a fine day for Kenyan Anti-Imperialist Communist Nazis, it was! But oh dear! The good people of New Hampshire are finding now that the cool transgendered chick they elected to their statehouse, Stacie Marie Laughton, is a total career criminal (because of course she is) who totally DID CRIMES with her then-wife, while they were both frauding everyone, stealing credit cards, gypping (THAT’S RACIST!) cabdrivers, and running to be ward selectmen (whatever that is, we are guessing like a city council?) together. It’s kind of sweet, really, if you think about it. Read more on Awesome First Transgendered Elected Lady And City Councilman Wife Did Awesome Crimes Back When She Was A Man…