* Names and Faces Populist John Edwards sold his Georgetown mansion for a lot of money… Norah O’Donnell is expecting twins. [WP]
* Yeas and Nays: Washington Business Journal says you should make more money, be more of a tool… FEC admonishes NASCAR driver for Bush/Cheney bumper-sticker. [Examiner]

A double-secret-probation Wonkette operative reports from freakin’ Camp David that the last two movies Bush watched were “Talladega Nights” and “Jackass 2.” MORE »

Political NASCAR: Sponsor a Senator [GOOD Magazine]

• Names & Faces: Art Buchwald takes a break … Dallas Austin pardoned in Dubai. [WP]
• Page Six: Rudy Giuliani shares campaign ambitions with some party-goers, snubs others. [NYP]
• Daily Dish: Andrew Cuomo gets campaign support from the guy who allegedly ruined his marriage. [NYDN]
• Under the Dome: Presumed Bill Frist replacement works for the NASCAR vote. [The Hill]

• Reliable Source: Kerry flack David Wade on Kerry’s hotel request list: “Dick Cheney drinks Perrier and refuses to watch anything but Fox News. John Kerry hates Evian, eats meatloaf, and snacks on chocolate chip cookies. If these documents had been leaked during the campaign we’d have won in a landslide.”. . . Antonin Scalia makes “dismissive hand-flick-off-the-chin” gesture at a reporter. . . Patti LaBelle breaks down in D.C. . . Tom DeLay is banned from carrying a gun. [WP]
• Under the Dome: Sen. George Allen (R-Va.) got to yell “Start Your Engines” at NASCAR race. . . 72-year old Sen. Chuck Grassley (R-Iowa) goes jogging at 5:30 in the morning. [The Hill]
• Cindy Adams: McCain has secured “commitments from governors, Senate colleagues, Bush moneymen who opposed him in 2000.” [NYP]