Mueller ain't fucking around, West Virginia sees red, and the all the Russia shit's going down on ... LINKED IN??? Your morning news brief!
In fact, it's cold as hell
Trump plays pussgrab in Paris, Don Jr drowning in Trump-Russia lies, and how are they stealing your health care today? All the ways Katie! Your morning news brief.
There's a bunch of Science News! It's the Trump Era, so it's TERRIBLE.
Alex Jones talked about secret Mars colonies and alien-human hybrids Thursday, and it was like seeing an old friend who's off their meds.
Why does Trump tape himself, the alt-right rallies (for 10 minutes), and will Spicey get "You're Fired?" Your morning news brief!
Trump tries to trickle down on the poors, Republicans try to kill Medicaid, and Alex Jones is being sued for yogurt libel! Your morning news brief!
Donald Trump had a very good day today.
Fuck the poors, though. And the environment. And the arts. All that stuff is lame.
It was a nice biosphere while it lasted.
The Muslim Ban gets a new name, Voice of America gets ruined, and government agencies are going rouge! Your morning news brief!
Trump threatens Chicago, science geeks protect their pockets, and Republicans plot what to burn next. Your morning news brief!
Trump's nominees get kicked around, Bernie Sanders is a fashion icon, and DC throws Mike Pence a big, gay dance party!
We actually could use some heroes about now.
What's that? The House Science Committee retweeted Breitbart? Honey, it IS Breitbart.
Greta Van Susteren has identified the problem with college, and it is books.