Conor Lamb wins, Dems release their MINORITY REPORT, and Antifa Space Soldiers!
House Republicans rush to judgment, Rex Tillerson YOU'RE FIRED, and the UK is ready to lock and load. Your morning news brief.
John Culberson has friends in high places, and Democrats want to bring him back down to Earth.
We need more schools honoring great Space Ladies.
Space Emperor Trump To Make Moon Great Again, Please Pray For The Moon
Trump insults the US (again), Paul Ryan is losing tax reform, and Maria Bartiromo melts the fuck down. Your morning news brief!
Paul Manafort's got some cuddle buddies in the mafia; Donna Brazile is torching the DNC and Hillary on her way out; and Trump is NOT FREAKING OUT. NOT. FREAKING. OUT.
The Truth is Out There. It certainly isn't in any of these conspiracy theories.
Trump's not so sure about DACA, Republicans dig in for debt showdown, and Putin divorces Trump. Your morning news brief.
Oh good Christ he really is exactly that stupid.
Turn around, bright eyes.
A Long Ass List Of Folks Who SHOULD NOT Look At The Eclipse Today. Dammit, Eric Trump, What’s Wrong With You?
The following people are dumb and might need to be reminded.
Mueller ain't fucking around, West Virginia sees red, and the all the Russia shit's going down on ... LINKED IN??? Your morning news brief!
In fact, it's cold as hell
Trump plays pussgrab in Paris, Don Jr drowning in Trump-Russia lies, and how are they stealing your health care today? All the ways Katie! Your morning news brief.