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Trump’s Dumbass Budget Proposal Totally Great, If You Want To Start World War III

Fuck the poors, though. And the environment. And the arts. All that stuff is lame.

Vive La Résistance! Wonkagenda For Thurs., Jan. 26, 2017

The Muslim Ban gets a new name, Voice of America gets ruined, and government agencies are going rouge! Your morning news brief!

Trump’s LOW RATINGS Attention Grab. Wonkagenda For Wed., Jan. 25, 2017

Trump threatens Chicago, science geeks protect their pockets, and Republicans plot what to burn next. Your morning news brief!

It’s The Final Countdown! Wonkagenda For Thurs., Jan. 19, 2017

Trump's nominees get kicked around, Bernie Sanders is a fashion icon, and DC throws Mike Pence a big, gay dance party!
America's hero reserves judged to be running low

Astronaut, Senator, All Around Badass John Glenn Dies, Making 2016 Just A Bit Suckier

We actually could use some heroes about now.
It's Banksy, in a canal, with a spray can.

House Science Committee Celebrates Death Of Facts By Retweeting Fake Breitbart Climate Article

What's that? The House Science Committee retweeted Breitbart? Honey, it IS Breitbart.

Shut Up, Greta Van Susteren

Greta Van Susteren has identified the problem with college, and it is books.

Wonkagenda: Wednesday, October 12, 2016

You get in here and read your news brief, RIGHT NOW!

Five Reasons We Made Up Why Greta Van Susteren Just Peaced Out Of Fox News

Are any of these things true? WE DUNNO.

In Space, No One Can Hear Your Shrieking About Global Warming

What was the deal with that nice space lady anyway?

Alabama’s Richard Shelby, In Office A Million Years, May Be Glued To Seat: Your Senate Sunday

Alabama's Richard Shelby has been in the U.S. Senate since the Reagan administration. That seems about long enough, don't you think?

Trump Building Walls In Ireland Too

Donald Trump acknowledges climate change isn't 'bullshit' or 'a hoax' when it's threatening his Irish golf course.
Detach lower part of Sun at perforations

Science News! Planet Mercury Doing Cool Thing Today. Go Watch It On The Internet!

Don't look directly at the Sun or you'll go blind. Unlike that other thing you do that won't make that happen.
How is this helping the war effort? IT ISN'T!

Barack Obama Records 15 Minutes Of Science Teevee. WHY ISN’T HE KILLING ISIS???

a href="http://wonkette.com/580555/girl-scouts-show-obama-science-projects-he-did-not-build"One of the nice things the White House does every year is its Science Fair, which is usually good for some nifty videos of Barack Obama playing with a marshmallow cannon or meeting adorable Super Girl Scouts who...