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Trump dumps Iran deal, Mike Pompeo gets some hostages, and election returns! Your morning news brief.
Appointees to scientific posts used to know some science, but now we're Great Again, so no need.
THE COMEY MEMOS ARE OUT, Rudy is back, and kids are still protesting guns. Your morning news brief!
Conor Lamb wins, Dems release their MINORITY REPORT, and Antifa Space Soldiers!
House Republicans rush to judgment, Rex Tillerson YOU'RE FIRED, and the UK is ready to lock and load. Your morning news brief.
John Culberson has friends in high places, and Democrats want to bring him back down to Earth.
We need more schools honoring great Space Ladies.
Space Emperor Trump To Make Moon Great Again, Please Pray For The Moon
Trump insults the US (again), Paul Ryan is losing tax reform, and Maria Bartiromo melts the fuck down. Your morning news brief!
Paul Manafort's got some cuddle buddies in the mafia; Donna Brazile is torching the DNC and Hillary on her way out; and Trump is NOT FREAKING OUT. NOT. FREAKING. OUT.
The Truth is Out There. It certainly isn't in any of these conspiracy theories.
Trump's not so sure about DACA, Republicans dig in for debt showdown, and Putin divorces Trump. Your morning news brief.
Oh good Christ he really is exactly that stupid.