Fuck the poors, though. And the environment. And the arts. All that stuff is lame.
It was a nice biosphere while it lasted.
The Muslim Ban gets a new name, Voice of America gets ruined, and government agencies are going rouge! Your morning news brief!
Trump threatens Chicago, science geeks protect their pockets, and Republicans plot what to burn next. Your morning news brief!
Trump's nominees get kicked around, Bernie Sanders is a fashion icon, and DC throws Mike Pence a big, gay dance party!
We actually could use some heroes about now.
What's that? The House Science Committee retweeted Breitbart? Honey, it IS Breitbart.
Greta Van Susteren has identified the problem with college, and it is books.
You get in here and read your news brief, RIGHT NOW!
Are any of these things true? WE DUNNO.
What was the deal with that nice space lady anyway?
Alabama's Richard Shelby has been in the U.S. Senate since the Reagan administration. That seems about long enough, don't you think?
Jesus Lord, she is an idiot.
Donald Trump acknowledges climate change isn't 'bullshit' or 'a hoax' when it's threatening his Irish golf course.
Don't look directly at the Sun or you'll go blind. Unlike that other thing you do that won't make that happen.
a href="http://wonkette.com/580555/girl-scouts-show-obama-science-projects-he-did-not-build"One of the nice things the White House does every year is its Science Fair, which is usually good for some nifty videos of Barack Obama playing with a marshmallow cannon or meeting adorable Super Girl Scouts who...