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Imus is back, and what better way to celebrate than with this most truthy music video “Nappy Headed Hos” by white boy rap duo Accident of Birth. The lyrics strafe the political landscape: James Carville! Maureen Dowd! Snakes in the head! Tim Russert! Rush Limbaugh! Frank Rich! Tucker Carlson! And then, as if it could get any better, they toss in Humboldt County weed, Devo, John Lennon, Snoop Dogg, the Grateful Dead and Maker’s Mark!!? WTF? Quick, somebody sign these guys! MORE »

Thanks, as always, to porn. A press release headlined “‘Nappy Headed Ho’s’ Movie May Fund Imus Retirement” found its way to our inbox today. It’s a heartwarming offer from some California porn producers to give $1 from each DVD sold of an upcoming release to Don Imus.

Nappy Headed Ho’s stars girls with closely twisted or curled hair (the dictionary definition of “nappy”), who have sex for money (the dictionary definition of “ho”).

That’s the kind of truth in advertising we just can’t get from the rest of the so-called mainstream media.

If Imus refuses to accept the money, the good people at Kick Ass Pictures have decided to donate it to the United Negro College Fund.

Full release after the jump.

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