Tag: nancy reagan

In Honor Of 80s Style Icon Nancy Reagan, Michelle Obama Wears Laura Ashley’s Couch

Huzzah our prayers have been answered! Courtesy of the White House comes this darling portrait of Mrs. Obama and whatsername, "Just Say No," shortly before sitting down to a dignified First Ladies' seance.

Nancy Reagan To Visit White House!

Couch-bound American sweatpants-wearers love to smell their own farts and follow the fashion adventures of their First Lady, which is why they love Nancy Reagan and Michelle Obama equally. Laura Bush? Whatever, she just walked around in stiff light-blue...

Oh Noes, Nancy Reagan Fell Down!

Our nation's beloved second wife of Ronald Reagan has fallen and hurt herself! This happened, er, last week. But it's big news! The 87-year-old widow of America's founding father has fractured her pelvis, and will stay in the hospital...

Ronald Reagan Would Fire You All

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