nancy reagan
Making Thanksgiving ‘Monkey Bread’ With Nancy Reagan
Enjoy this Wonkette Holiday Classic recipe all over again, as though The Gipper was still wandering around somewhere: Whatever the hell “monkey bread” might be — something racist, we assume — it was the thing our favorite first lady Nancy Reagan was known to “cook,” at Thanksgiving or whatever. For America, and for Ronnie! Delight [...]
You Too Can Have Sex Where Ronald Reagan Did
Ronald and Nancy Reagan spent part of their 1952 honeymoon at the Mission Inn in Riverside, Calif. To mark the occasion, the resort is now offering “The Reagan Honeymoon Package.” Among other amenities, the $1,199 getaway includes “Deluxe Accommodations for Two in the Alhambra Suite” where the Reagans stayed the first night of their marriage. [...]
Nancy Reagan’s Thanksgiving Offering: Monkey Bread!
Whatever the hell “monkey bread” might be — something racist, we assume — it was the thing pill-popping anorexic Nancy Reagan was known to “cook,” at Thanksgiving or whatever. For America, and for Ronnie! Delight the people at the Holiday Table with this splendid treat.
In Honor Of 80s Style Icon Nancy Reagan, Michelle Obama Wears Laura Ashley’s Couch
Huzzah our prayers have been answered! Courtesy of the White House comes this darling portrait of Mrs. Obama and whatsername, “Just Say No,” shortly before sitting down to a dignified First Ladies’ seance. [Official White House Photostream]
Nancy Reagan To Visit White House!
Couch-bound American sweatpants-wearers love to smell their own farts and follow the fashion adventures of their First Lady, which is why they love Nancy Reagan and Michelle Obama equally. Laura Bush? Whatever, she just walked around in stiff light-blue suits all the time so PASS. Anyway, First Lady lovers (like Mr. T, left) will be [...]
Oh Noes, Nancy Reagan Fell Down!
Our nation’s beloved second wife of Ronald Reagan has fallen and hurt herself! This happened, er, last week. But it’s big news! The 87-year-old widow of America’s founding father has fractured her pelvis, and will stay in the hospital a few days, in Los Angeles, and then go home with a “reduced schedule” until she’s [...]
Ronald Reagan Lady To Endorse John McCain
Nancy Reagan Falls Over, But She’ll Be Okay
Ronald Reagan Would Fire You All
Good-bye To Our ‘Queen of Hearts’ & America’s First Lady, Jane Wyman
Gossip Roundup: Party All the Time
Nancy Reagan: ‘Drugs Open Your Eyes To Life’
Beltway Horoscope Watch: That Which Does Not Kill Bush Only Makes Him Stronger
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