Tag: nancy pelosi

Former Navy SEAL And Fox News Personality Somehow Too Racist For Job In Trump Administration

Poor man had to quit just for saying stuff you'd find on Breitbart any day of the week.

Kevin McCarthy Gives Trump Red And Pink Starbursts, Not The Other Colors, Those Are Shithole Starbursts

WHO'S A GOOD BOY? WHO'S A GOOD BOY? KEVIN MCCARTHY IS A GOOD BOY!

Your 2017 Legislative Boyfriend We Mean Hero Of The Year Is ADAM SCHIFF!

He is the literal opposite of Devin Nunes, and that is why he wins.

Chris Cillizza Shits On Hillary Some More, Because What Else Is He Going To Cover? TAXES?

Good thing the news is slow today and Cillizza had time to do this!

Trump Makes It Official: I’M WITH THE ACCUSED KID MOLESTER!

What shocking news!

John Conyers Steps Down From House Leadership For Being Convicted Of MURDER … Of Our Hearts!

Congress might do something about sexual harassment in Congress, but first there's this vital tax cut for the rich.

Trump Finds A Website Worse Than Fox News. Wonkagenda For Mon., Nov. 27, 2017

The GOP still can't figure out what it's doing, REXXON is blowing off security briefings, and Melon Trump hates being FLOTUS. Your post-vacay morning news brief!

Maybe Restoring Puerto Rico’s Electricity Shouldn’t Be Handled By Jerkass Grifters

It's just Disaster Capitalism in action, kids.

Oh Chris Cillizza, You FUCKING Shitheel

America's Greatest Journalist is pissed off at Hillary Clinton for condemning Harvey Weinstein INCORRECTLY.

Republicans On Gun Silencer Bill After Las Vegas: We Don’t Know Her!

Shh. The sportsmen have sensitive ears. Don't say anything to make them buy more guns. (They'll do that anyway)

Nancy Pelosi Sending Thoughts, Prayers, And A Foot Up Paul Ryan’s Ass

It's never TOO SOON to fix our uniquely American problem of Americans killing Americans with guns.

Could Democrat Doug Jones Beat The Alabama Shitfire Out Of Raving Shitgibbon Roy Moore? MAYBE!

Meet Doug Jones! He seems pretty great.

Which GOP Dick Will Lie To Defend Tax $$$ For Private Jets? Erick Erickson, Step Right Up!

The plane to Maine was Pricey and a pain.

Breaking! Trump Made ‘Idiot’ Jeff Sessions Commit Hara-Kiri, But He Got Better

You guys, Donald Trump made Jeff Sessions CRY A LOT this summer after Robert Mueller was appointed.