Tag: nancy pelosi

Intel Committee Chair Devin Nunes: He Going To Jail Or Nah? A Lawsplainer!

What laws MIGHT Devin Nunes have broken this week in the process of humping Donald Trump's leg? Let's Clusterfucksplore!

Rep. Explains We Have To Pass Obamacare Repeal To See What’s In It. Deja Vu All Over Again!

It's just like 2009 all over again, except in Bizarro-World. Goodbye!

Mental Health Care For Pathological Lying Not Covered Under TrumpCare, Tom Cotton :(

What Tom Cotton really meant was that Republicans should be more like Democrats. Maybe he could get behind single-payer next.

Jeff Sessions: ‘Aren’t I A Good Boy For Recusing Myself? LOOK WHAT A GOOD BOY I AM!’ Your Open Thread!

Taking bets on when Sessions will ultimately resign, in your OPEN THREAD.
Well this sure is upsetting, no it's not.

Only Seekers Pure Of Heart May Gaze Upon House GOP’s Sacred Obamacare Replacement!

Rand Paul tried. But Rand Paul failed.

Oh, Jeff Sessions Met With Russian Ambassador During Campaign, Then Lied? Is That A Big Deal?

Got popcorn? You're going to want popcorn.

Trump: But Is Killing Journalists Really *Wrong*? Wonkagenda For Mon., Feb. 6, 2017

Trump professes his love of Putin (again!), the FCC hates poor people, and Silicone Valley nerds write a love letter to immigrants. Your Morning news brief!

Stupidest Man On Internet Wants Steve Bannon To Sue Nancy Pelosi, For Butthurt

Steve Bannon a white supremacist? Where on earth would Nancy Peolsi ever get that idea?

AND THE WINNER IS… Wonkagenda For Wed., Feb. 1, 2017

Trump's LOW RATINGS Supreme Court season finale, CNN is culled from the herd, and Trump's Milwaukee trip is canceled due to forecast of maybe snow and definitely protests. Your morning news brief!

House Democrats SO PISSED OFF At James Comey Right Now. Let’s Irresponsibly Speculate Why!

Wonder what Comey could have said that made ALL THE DEMOCRATS blow a gasket.
Needs more glowing blue eyes and speaking in ALL CAPS

Republicans Need A Little More Time To ‘Replace’ Obamacare. Does Never Work For You?

No one should be able to deny you health care except an insurance company's call center.