Tag: nancy pelosi

Trump: But Is Killing Journalists Really *Wrong*? Wonkagenda For Mon., Feb. 6, 2017

Trump professes his love of Putin (again!), the FCC hates poor people, and Silicone Valley nerds write a love letter to immigrants. Your Morning news brief!

Stupidest Man On Internet Wants Steve Bannon To Sue Nancy Pelosi, For Butthurt

Steve Bannon a white supremacist? Where on earth would Nancy Peolsi ever get that idea?

AND THE WINNER IS… Wonkagenda For Wed., Feb. 1, 2017

Trump's LOW RATINGS Supreme Court season finale, CNN is culled from the herd, and Trump's Milwaukee trip is canceled due to forecast of maybe snow and definitely protests. Your morning news brief!

House Democrats SO PISSED OFF At James Comey Right Now. Let’s Irresponsibly Speculate Why!

Wonder what Comey could have said that made ALL THE DEMOCRATS blow a gasket.
Needs more glowing blue eyes and speaking in ALL CAPS

Republicans Need A Little More Time To ‘Replace’ Obamacare. Does Never Work For You?

No one should be able to deny you health care except an insurance company's call center.

House Republicans Murder Congressional Ethics Office, Because They’re Already So Ethical

What, you don't trust Republicans to police themselves? PFFFFFFFT.

2016: The Year We Sexxxed Up Canada’s Justin Trudeau, Sexxxily

Apparently Justin Trudeau has 'political positions' and stuff, but this is not about that.

House GOP Solves Gun Violence, By Fining Democrats Who Had Sit-In About Gun Violence

So good to see the nation's priorities are being addressed.

Electoral College Members Just Curious How Far Up Trump’s Ass Russia Really Is

Ooh, things are getting interesting!
Not like any clock she's ever seen.

Exactly How Many Jobs Can Sarah Palin Quit? Wonkagenda, Thursday, December 1, 2016

Obama's still got some game, Sarah Palin begs for a job, and Trump's Twitter feed! Your daily news brief!

Badass Nancy Pelosi Officially Re-Elected Boss Of You

The votes are tallied, and Leader Pelosi will continue to lead House Democrats forever and ever!
Celing Putin is watching you masturbate

Will Congress Investigate Russian Meddling In Election If We Call It ‘Hillary Clinton’?

It's time to see who's actually going to be a patriotic American statesman around here.

Nancy Pelosi Will Lead House Democrats Through Valley Of Shadow Of Death

Pelosi says she's got enough support to be queen of the House Democrats forever and ever!
True fact: Personal grooming regimen strictly dictated by Andrew Breitbart himself

Harry Reid, Democrats Ask Donald Trump To Deport Steve Bannon Back To 1938

People seem not to like this Steve Bannon. Maybe it's the haircut. Or the fascism.

FBI Director James Comey: HAHA, YOU GUYS! MY BAD!

The FBI has looked at the new Hillary emails and surprise! It's a big nothing!