Tag: nancy pelosi

Paul Ryan Is Donald Trump’s Best Boy Now, Won’t Ever Have To Go Back To The Cornfield

Nobody likes it, so it's absolutely vital they pass it TODAY.

House Republicans Dig Up Rotting Corpse Of TrumpCare, Throw It At Your Grandma

Devotion to terrible ideas is a preexisting condition for most House Republicans.

Trump, GOP Still Getting Beat By Big Bad Dems! Your Wonkagenda For Fri., April 28, 2017

Trump so tired of the Washington rat race, Facebook tries to clean up its mess, and Hannity is screaming about the end of times. Your morning news brief!

Adam Schiff Would Like Intel Chair Devin Nunes To Fuck Off From Trump Investigation, Please And Fuck You

Everybody hates Devin Nunes and his stupid Russia-compromised face.

Intel Committee Chair Devin Nunes: He Going To Jail Or Nah? A Lawsplainer!

What laws MIGHT Devin Nunes have broken this week in the process of humping Donald Trump's leg? Let's Clusterfucksplore!

Rep. Explains We Have To Pass Obamacare Repeal To See What’s In It. Deja Vu All Over Again!

It's just like 2009 all over again, except in Bizarro-World. Goodbye!

Mental Health Care For Pathological Lying Not Covered Under TrumpCare, Tom Cotton :(

What Tom Cotton really meant was that Republicans should be more like Democrats. Maybe he could get behind single-payer next.

Jeff Sessions: ‘Aren’t I A Good Boy For Recusing Myself? LOOK WHAT A GOOD BOY I AM!’ Your Open Thread!

Taking bets on when Sessions will ultimately resign, in your OPEN THREAD.
Well this sure is upsetting, no it's not.

Only Seekers Pure Of Heart May Gaze Upon House GOP’s Sacred Obamacare Replacement!

Rand Paul tried. But Rand Paul failed.

Oh, Jeff Sessions Met With Russian Ambassador During Campaign, Then Lied? Is That A Big Deal?

Got popcorn? You're going to want popcorn.

Trump: But Is Killing Journalists Really *Wrong*? Wonkagenda For Mon., Feb. 6, 2017

Trump professes his love of Putin (again!), the FCC hates poor people, and Silicone Valley nerds write a love letter to immigrants. Your Morning news brief!