Tag: nancy pelosi
Hannity tries to splain his bromance with Michael Cohen, Trump strangles his Russian sanctions in their crib, and Ryan Zinke is a commander of geology! Your morning news brief.
Gotta wait to see what President JingleFarts tweets while he's sitting on the shitter!
A Republican member of Congress HAAAAAATES Trump. But they only tell their secrets to Erick Erickson! :(
It's a good time to go back to Janesville and skip Leg Day WHENEVER HE WANTS.
Aw sad, Chuck and Nancy rolled the president. Again.
Let's end our day by recognizing Nancy Pelosi as the badass she is.
Trump just making shit up, Congress pusses out for big money (again), and Nikki Haley says mean things to Russia. Your morning news brief.
Republicans should have won this with their dicks tied behind their backs. Instead they are fucking LOSERS.
Time for our weekly dip into the Derp Locker to see what sorts of smartdroppings our dissatisfied customers have left for us!
Thanks a hell of a lot, Rand Paul.
Nancy Pelosi can talk about real Americans about forty times longer than Donald Trump can read anything.
Nancy Pelosi kicks all sorts of ass (in heels), Congress tries to avert another shutdown, and San Diego Rep. Duncan Hunter is in BIG TROUBLE MISTER, for which he's blaming his wife. Your morning news brief.
Trump wants a parade, Congress tries to avert ANOTHER shutdown, and Jesus is being selective with flu shots. Your morning news brief!
Devin Nunes secretly edits THE MEMO, Hope Hicks has some 'splaining to do, and San Francisco takes a step toward justice. Your morning news brief.
Oh dear, look at the depths to which our political discourse has sunk, it is so sad. :|