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Terrible Harpy Nancy Pelosi Will Murder Capitalism By Letting Sick People Stay Home
Do you like Nancy Pelosi? We like Nancy Pelosi. We don’t like her as much as we like Old Handsome Joe Biden, but then again we really don’t like anyone as much as we like Joe. But anyway – we do like Nancy! We will pretty much fap/cry with joy simultaneously and forever to that [...]
Wingnuts Simply Do Not Care For Nancy Pelosi Answering Back To A Man
This is Nancy Pelosi, mom, grandma, Armani model, and once the most powerful woman in the nation. And here she is, flappin’ her gums about blah blah blah middle class blah blah blah who cares? Well, at some point during this period of time, when she is distinctly not making anyone a sandwich, Texas idiot [...]
Bright Young Thing Luke Russert Asks Nancy Pelosi Why An Old Lady Like Her Won’t Step Aside For Someone Young and Cute
So here is your video of Luke Russert being an ass to Nancy Pelosi at her press conference announcing she intends to continue as House Minority Leader. Because, surely there are some 24-year-olds who would be really good at Dem Leadering. Doesn’t that old lady know that Gen Y always thinks they get to be [...]
Watch Nancy Pelosi Try To Murder A Goat, For Satan
So Nancy Pelosi is a Satanic goat-murderer, obviously, and her opponent John Dennis is “not a sacrificial lamb.” Get it??? (It’s because Pelosi’s San Francisco district is about 147 percent “Not Republican.”)
Nancy Pelosi Apparently Does Not Care For That Whippersnapper Rep. Paul Ryan
Oh ho ho, Nancy Pelosi! How are you being a hilarious bitch today? Oh, you are “welcoming” back to the hallowed halls of Congress the “intellectual heavyweight” of the Republican Party, Paul Ryan, by cutting together a whole bunch of riotous tape of him being unable to string two words together? That’ll do, Nance. That’ll [...]
Very Self-Aware Grandma Grifter Sarah Palin Calls Nancy Pelosi ‘Dingbat’
Everyone RELAX because Sarah Palin has officially weighed in on our freedom, and how it has been taken away by the Supreme Court and Obamacare. Here she is on Fox News with Sean Hannity, discussing how all hell will break loose now that we can ALL BUY HEALTH INSURANCE FROM A CORPORATION, oh NOES, it’s [...]
Nancy Pelosi Knows Some Incredibly Terrible Secret About Newt Gingrich
Ha, what?! Why does Nancy Pelosi look so sneaky here? And happy, she also looks very happy. Asked what it might be like to come to work next year and find Newt Gingrich as (gulp!) president, she smiles serenely and says, “That’s never going to happen.” And then she adds, “Trust me.”
House of Representatives Holds Yelling Match Over Who Is Working Less
Here’s a bit of hilarious congressional procedural warfare we will type about to avoid posting whatever additional lunatic opinions Rick Santorum has expressed in the course of the day: House minority squad captain Nancy Pelosi led a small army of six kamikaze Democratic representatives in a storming of the chamber floor to stage some kind [...]
Nancy Pelosi Shamelessly Tries To Cash In On Occupy Wall Street
The Democratic Party is still not entirely sure what to do with this “Occupy Wall Street” stuff beyond allowing for a few cautious statements from one or another “liberal” member of Congress let out of the pen for a few minutes to say something to the effect of “it’s possible people might be somewhat fed [...]
Relive Magic Sex Creep Herman Cain Calling Nancy Pelosi ‘Princess’
Here is the second-place “highlight” from last night’s debate, the part where known scumbag Herman Cain realizes he can’t actually sexually harass anyone on stage, so he settles for just saying something sexist and calls Nancy Pelosi “Princess Nancy” in the course of an incoherent rant about some irrelevant years-old health care legislation. Herman Cain, [...]
Google Translate Figures Out ‘Boehner’ Is Just ‘Pelosi’ in German
What has the Internet figured out again today that we have not? Google Translate has unearthed some kind of ultra-creepy and yet “vaguely logical-sounding” piece of apocryphal information alleging that John Boehner and Nancy Pelosi are actually just the same person in different languages. “Boehner” is the Nazi word for “Pelosi,” which is, what …a [...]
Furry Sex Creep Oregon Democrat Is Your New Anthony Weiner
Who wants to hear about boring old “debt ceiling” issues such as old people being pushed into landfills because of no more money? What America needs is a Way To Laugh Again, and it got that bouquet of clown farts Sunday night as Madame Ex-Speaker Nancy Pelosi called for an official inquisition against Oregon’s best-loved [...]
Pelosi Breaks With Party To Help Fake Colleges Make Money Off Tricking Poors
It’s not often that House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi camps under the GOP tent, but that’s just what happened recently when she broke ranks with Bay Area Democrats and the Obama administration and voted to keep billions of dollars in federal student aid flowing into the coffers of for-profit colleges. She had her reasons. Some [...]
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