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Posts Tagged ‘Names’

How Do You Solve A Problem Like Macedonia?

Thursday, April 3rd, 2008

There is no better word for these people than 'Macedonians'Macedonia wants to join NATO, but it can’t unless it changes its name. You see, existing NATO member Greece also has a province called “Macedonia,” and it doesn’t want anyone to get confused. Last month a U.N. special negotiator put forward a list of five names that Macedonia might want to consider, but the country turned up its nose in horrified disgust. What were these terrible alternate names? MORE »