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attention whore

Kristen-Ashley, Tattooed N.J. Hip-Hop Hooker, Is Milking It For All She's Worth


As expected by everyone, Ashley Alexander Kristen Dupre has already done a mostly-naked photo shoot, for the NEW YORK POST, which seriously has like a dozen EXCLUSIVE pics of the superstar hooker. (UPDATE: No, the Post just bought one-day rights to some pictures she posed for last year.) And, well, we are sort of losing our sympathy for this not-so-delicate flower of the night. More »

BUT WHAT DOES THE NEW MRS. FRENCH PRESIDENT LOOK LIKE NAKED? (Not safe for Evangelicals, unless they want to say “Dear God” to a picture of a naked woman.) Here she is, Carla Bruni, songwriter and supermodel and likely new wife of French President Nicolas Sarkozy, along with an article about how she freaked out a UK journalist by answering the door topless. [Daily Mail]

gossip

Gossip Roundup: La AUDACIA de la ESPERANZA

  • Heard on the Hill: Steny Hoyer’s dog died… “Naked pictures posted on the Internet of an aide to Missouri Gov. Matt Blunt ®, son of House Minority Whip Roy Blunt ®” are all over the internets… John Boehner can’t pronounce “Tuskegee.” … Stephanie Herseth is now Stephanie Herseth Sandlin. [Roll Call]
  • Reliable Source: Fred Thompson has had some very bad roles in some very bad movies… There are still-living people on these Star Wars stamps!!! (Though their careers aren’t HA!) [WP]
  • Yeas and Nays: Don’t worry, Michael Steele fans: he will lose a race for something again very soon… Obama’s book to be translated into Spanish… Kucinich: J/k, don’t actually “monitor” the other candidates. We’re all friends! Would you like a vegan brownie? [Examiner]
  • Washington Whispers: Here comes Tenet’s book… Here comes the Susan McDougal movie… Condoleezza Rice: “I’m better in the morning than I am at 9 o’clock at night.” [USN&WR]