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Posts Tagged ‘nafta superhighway’

CONSPIRACIES

Buy Your Ameros Today

Tuesday, December 4th, 2007

amero1.jpgRon Paul’s biggest fear — the conglamo-fascist North American Union and its henchman, the NAFTA superhighway of greeeed! — is rapidly coming to fruition: you are now able to purchase Ameros, the would-be currency of the Hitlerish NAU. Granted these Ameros are made by some random dude to be collector’s items, no real political statement attached, but obviously the Paultards will be all up in this shit. I pray for your life, dear souvenir coinmaker! [DC Coins]


IRAQ

9/10 NEVER FORGET: World War III Has Apparently Started, In Mexico, And As Usual It’s About Oil

Monday, September 10th, 2007

Burning bush (AP) - WonketteHey Mexico, WTF? Today is supposed to be the magical day of Expecto Petraeus! And tomorrow’s the big 9/11 celebration, okay? What is with you people having some kind of Star Wars-esque rebellion attacking the gas pipelines and crazy semi-trucks full of dynamite blowing up on the highways and killing 34 people? MORE »