Tag: n-word

Remember When Donald Trump Thought Paula Deen Hurling N-Word Around Was No Biggie?

If Charlie Rangel could say 'cracker,' why can't white people say the N-word? TRUMP SENSED A DOUBLE STANDARD!

Fox News Blonde So Mad Larry Wilmore Gets To Say N-Word And White People Don’t

Oh look, Fox News is being racially transcendent again! We predicted after the White House Correspondents Dinner, AKA Nerd Prom, that the race experts at Fox News and other shining lights of the wingnut-igentsia would treat us to weeks upon...
I have a dream that one day, rightwingers will read more than that one line about 'the content of our character.'

Former Deadbeat Congressjerk Solves Black America’s Problems, With Twitter

Infamous deadbeat dad and former tea party congressschmuck Joe Walsh brings us this fine tweet that pretty much defies satire, or at least renders it thoroughly unnecessary: And after a couple hours, Walsh was back with another nugget of wisdom! This...
Let's talk about slavery, Heather.

Idiot Wingnut Chick: America’s Not Racist, Except For Obama

Here America is, all fired up for yet another solemn Conversation On Race, when we don't even need to be doing that in the first place, since racism is over. The Charleston shooting was an Isolated Incident, because while individual racists...
Sean Hannity knows these are the faces of the True Oppressors.

Use These 5 Black Hippity-Hop Songs To Oppress Sean Hannity’s Lily-White Ass

What is WRONG with Sean Hannity? No, we mean besides the obvious things like his incompletely formed sense of his own masculinity. Hannity had a MELTDOWN over the Confederate Flag on his radio show Wednesday. You see, if retailers are...
Boo hoo hoo

Fired Fox Anchor Will Never Achieve Dream Of Whites, Blacks Hurling N-Word Equally

Black folks have been enslaved, discriminated against, forced to use separate water fountains, and so many other things over the course of American history, but whew, that's all over, so there are some white people who would like to...

Glenn Beck’s Cool New Artsy Friend ‘Sabo’ Can Say The N-Word Any Time He Wants

Remember a few months ago when Andrew Breitbart's website for angry neckbeards launched Breitbart California? And they kicked off the launch with some cool edgy posters of Nancy Pelosi's face on Miley Cyrus's body? And then there were the...

Whoops, Looks Like Tennessee Forgot To Stop Racisming

You know what’s wonderful? Living in a post-racial America, where everyone is judged based on the content of their character and not the color of their skin. For example: Tucker Carlson is a dick not because of his race,...

Pharrell Reveals Beautiful, Bizarre Political Views In GQ Interview

Pharrell Williams makes songs that shake booties, including the booty of excellent Congressman John Lewis. That's great, but it doesn't speak to Pharrell's own political beliefs. Only Pharrell himself can do that, and blessed are we because he has...

Paula Deen’s Long National Whitemare Finally Over (Partly)

A federal judge dismissed a racial discrimination suit against Diabeetus Queen Paula Deen Monday, ruling that plaintiff Lisa Jackson, who is white, could not have been harmed by the use of racist epithets in the workplace by Deen and...

This Poor Fox Lady Said ‘Inniggeral’ (Video)

We honestly do not think this lady was having any kind of Freudian slip or anything of that nature. I mean, we don't know her; maybe when she is at home beating her children and dropkicking kittehs she likes...

Ghost Andrew Breitbart Welcomes Moonie ‘Investigative Reporter’ For All Future Racism Debunkings

Lest anyone think that the continued twitchings of the Breitbart Empire represent some sort of chant du cygne, the crew at Big Government want you to know that there's a danse macabre in the old dame yet! That...

Meet The Not-Racist Young Lady Who Called For Assassination Of, Er, Let’s Just Say ‘Black’ President

"I didn't think it'd be that big of a deal," said this spritely lass when confronted with a news crew. Like, why are people all pissing and moaning, and why did she get fired from her job at Cold...

Here Is Your New P-E-N-I-S Lady, But About Blacks Instead Of Gays!

Have you finished with your shame spiral over the P-E-N-I-S lady, and how much fun you made of her and how you howled with laughter until we all realized huh, chick who sounds crazy was actually crazy? What were...

Let Us Now Have National Debate Over Whether Rick Santorum Said N-Word

It is now a fact of wiener face Rick Santorum's life that every time he chews up his tongue during a speech and a few errant syllables sneak out, people will assume he was trying to stop himself from...

CNN Celebrates Old Black Lady With Delightful Musical Slurs

You can just see how excited CNN was to do this, to celebrate the Journalistic Scoop of a 103-year-old black lady still driving her car with hip-hop rap lyrics, about driving cars! But then that rap song included the...