Oh look what we found while wandering around inside Christine O’Donnell’s forgotten 2008 MySpace account from one of her old Senate campaigns! It’s America’s two favorite people, Australian media mogul Rupert Murdoch and re-virgined hobo Christine O’Donnell. Plus, so many pictures of so many political hairstyles! It’s like 1983 to 2003 all in one year […]

Your President, George, hates Jews and is therefore making them celebrate Ch/Hanuk(k)a(h) by insisting they worship a Christmas tree. [HuffPost] Minnesota will not count thousands of the absentee ballots Al Franken wants them to, but still, without things to count, the recount continues. [The Caucus] The MySpace mom who played terrible pranks on 12 year […]

John McCain has no idea what kinds of hell he’s unleashed: “WASILLA, Alaska (AP) — Bristol Palin’s boyfriend plans to join the family of the Republican vice presidential candidate at the GOP convention. Levi Johnston’s mother said her 18-year-old son left Alaska on Tuesday morning to join the Palin family in St. Paul, Minn.” Levi […]

Corrupt Alaskan Sen. Ted Stevens, the old hack whose limited understanding of the Internet as a “series of tubes” launched a soul-crushing meme, has redesigned his Internet web site! And he’s sent out a release about the changes that we found funny, but probably only because, you know, he’s Ted Stevens and he’s writing about […]

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by Ken Layne

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Hello, Kristen

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Meet the Last Bush Supporters

by Ken Layne

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Meet the Romneys

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Navy: WTF @ Teenagers

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Osama On MySpace?

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