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Rick Santorum Beated Up Whoopi Goldberg And ISIS, Will Be Toughest President

Rick Santorum, whose polling throughout the primary season hasn't risen higher than Rick Santorum's dick when he discovers sexts from his wife's hot abortion doctor ex-boyfriend, has sent out a fundraising email. No, we do not know how the Washington...
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Lawsuit Alleges Nice California Teacher Taught Students About Racism, By Being Racist

Racial transcendence is alive and well in Brentwood, California, if the allegations in a new lawsuit are true. The case states that Steven Carnine, an 8th grade history teacher at Paul Revere Charter Middle School and Magnet Center, figured that...

A Children’s Treasury of Christine O’Donnell’s Hairstyles

Oh look what we found while wandering around inside Christine O'Donnell's forgotten 2008 MySpace account from one of her old Senate campaigns! It's America's two favorite people, Australian media mogul Rupert Murdoch and re-virgined hobo Christine O'Donnell. Plus, so...

George Bush’s Extremely Offensive Forestry Malapropism

Your President, George, hates Jews and is therefore making them celebrate Ch/Hanuk(k)a(h) by insisting they worship a Christmas tree. Minnesota will not count thousands of the absentee ballots Al Franken wants them to, but still, without things to count,...

HA, Levi Johnston’s Coming To St. Paul!

John McCain has no idea what kinds of hell he's unleashed: "WASILLA, Alaska (AP) — Bristol Palin's boyfriend plans to join the family of the Republican vice presidential candidate at the GOP convention. Levi Johnston's mother said her 18-year-old...

Ted ‘Tubes’ Stevens Explains His New Internet For Us

Corrupt Alaskan Sen. Ted Stevens, the old hack whose limited understanding of the Internet as a "series of tubes" launched a soul-crushing meme, has redesigned his Internet web site! And he's sent out a release about the changes that...

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