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Oh look what we found while wandering around inside Christine O’Donnell’s forgotten 2008 MySpace account from one of her old Senate campaigns! It’s America’s two favorite people, Australian media mogul Rupert Murdoch and re-virgined hobo Christine O’Donnell. Plus, so many pictures of so many political hairstyles! It’s like 1983 to 2003 all in one year [...]
John McCain has no idea what kinds of hell he’s unleashed: “WASILLA, Alaska (AP) — Bristol Palin’s boyfriend plans to join the family of the Republican vice presidential candidate at the GOP convention. Levi Johnston’s mother said her 18-year-old son left Alaska on Tuesday morning to join the Palin family in St. Paul, Minn.” Levi [...]
Corrupt Alaskan Sen. Ted Stevens, the old hack whose limited understanding of the Internet as a “series of tubes” launched a soul-crushing meme, has redesigned his Internet web site! And he’s sent out a release about the changes that we found funny, but probably only because, you know, he’s Ted Stevens and he’s writing about [...]
